Boogers from Beyond #3 by M. D. Payne

Author:M. D. Payne
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Penguin Group, USA
Published: 2013-12-02T16:00:00+00:00

When she picked me up, my mother confirmed that she hadn’t sent any pets to the retirement home.

“Although that does sound like a good idea,” she said. “I wish I had thought of it. I hear animals really help old people stuck in retirement homes feel happy.”

I wondered for a moment if Grigore was lying about where the puppy and kitten came from, but didn’t think about it long. They’d have a new home soon.

Luckily, my mom’s friend Barbara runs a rescue shelter. As we drove there, Shane and I tried to contain the animals as they raced around the inside of the car.

“WHHHHAAAAAACHOOOO!” I sneezed.

A huge wad of green snot broke into booger chunks on the windshield. It looked like a bird had eaten split pea soup and relieved itself on our car.

My mother turned on the windshield wipers with an EWWWWW.

“No, Mom,” I said with a snort. “That’s on the inside.”

“WELL, COVER YOUR NOSE NEXT TIME,” she screeched as my boogers dripped onto the dashboard.

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