After by Ellen Datlow

Author:Ellen Datlow
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction - Young Adult
Publisher: Disney Book Group

OK OK.

I am riting on this paper the old-timey way with a pen. This is my 5st copy and the last copy. Its no good I dont care. Kick me outa homeskool, what happens, Im alreddy home. Ha ha.

The Big Ant says OK OK git to work buster. Very funnish start but wut about yor topic title? How th’Irth Wint Rong. Tell me wut you has to tell, says the Big Ant. Hoo wins th’essay contist gits a hole ham for the wintir. Go for it, Hapless Joey. Yu needs it, yor wasting away, I kin see yor ribs thru yor parka. I kin see yor thinkings thru yor hairliss skalp. Yu gits ideers fast enuff. Put yor mind on the paje.

OK OK.

Big Ant sits an luks at papers from othr kids. Looks at papers.

Im not riting this over. She sits hirself up by th’stove nere the best hot part. She says she kint unnerstand a singul wird of wut she is luking at. I got to git myself unnerstud.

Topic title: How th’Irth Wint Rong by Hapless Joey @ homeskool. guv

(Big Ant says, that last bit. Homeskool dot guv. Thats fake. Britetime writing. From back in the days of internet and puters. Take it out she says. I dont. I think it looks cool. Maybe puters will be invented again. Sum day. Besides, shes not suppoz to tell me stuff. Thay want to see how I kin think for my self.)

I am Hapless Joey. I am not a liddle kid. I am not a groanup. I am tall as th’pegs for cotes in th’hallway. I waz liddle wonce now I’m not so mutch.

I liv in a shack. Hoo dont, yu say but lots dont. My dore gots a lock an my winders gots glass. I im here with my grandid Ole Joey an sometimes Big Ant come over. She suppoz to be fare but this hous is not so windy and cold as some so I gits mor uv hir time. That’s wy I cin rite so gud. Good. Big Ant is good teecher but she eets a lot. She’s Big Ant. She gots to close hir coat with a rope. Lurning me to rite makes hir hungerful I gess. Me to.

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