A Sackful of Limericks by Michael Palin
Author:Michael Palin
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781473538436
Publisher: Random House
An arm-wrestling vicar from Looe
Invited some friends to a do.
Dressed only in shorts,
He taught them some sports
They thought very few vicars knew.
A young discus-thrower called Earl
Could not take his eyes off a girl,
Which is rather bad luck –
With them hopelessly stuck
He can no longer see where to hurl.
There was a young man from Kashmir
Who shouted, one day, ‘Over here!’
But from so far away
That he’s still there today,
And will be for ever, I fear.
A curious fellow called Stoat
Bought jewellery and things for a goat.
For favours like these
It gave milk and cheese
And kicked him one day in the throat.
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