Vampire Jokes by LOL Funny Jokes Club

Author:LOL Funny Jokes Club
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: vampires, free books, vampire books, funny jokes, halloween jokes, kids halloween books, halloween joke book, joke books free, vampire joke book, vampire jokes
Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing

Q: What did vampire eat to stay healthy?

A: Neck-tarines!

Q: How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?

A: They use extractor fangs!

Q: Can you name a vampire holiday?

A: Fangsgiving Day!

Q: What is Dracula’s favorite pudding?

A: Leeches and scream!

Q: What do you think of vampire movies?

A: Fangtastic!

Q: How does a witch say “goodbye” to a vampire?

A: So long sucker!

Q: Why did Dracula miss lunch?

A: Because he didn’t care much for the stake!

Q: How does Dracula keep fit?

A: He plays batminton!

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