The Sex Magicians by Robert Anton Wilson

Author:Robert Anton Wilson [Wilson, Robert Anton]
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
Tags: Science Fiction, Adult
Publisher: GX
Published: 1973-01-01T07:00:00+00:00

The hand dangled hopelessly, like a wounded soldier. Then, by some strange navigation that she didn’t see, it arrived suddenly in her lap, where it collapsed as if dead and totally harmless.

“No,” she said, and the hand crept away like a dying kitten. But now he was kissing her ear.

“Honestly,” she said, exasperated, “you only think of one thing.”

“I love you,” he breathed mournfully.

“Then you’d respect me,” she said sharply.

He kissed her again. “Even the priest wouldn’t say an engaged man shouldn’t kiss his fiancée.” He sighed again, profoundly. “Sometimes I think you don’t love me at all.”

“YES,” A cowboy was shouting from the screen, “WE WANT REAL ROUGH TOUGH

HE-MAN’S UNDIES OUT HERE IN THE WEST. WE WANT JOCKEY JOE JOCKIE SHORTS.” The picture cut to a close-up of the crotch area of a dummy wearing Jockey Joe Jockie Shorts, with a convincing bulge in the appropriate place. Miss Kelly giggled again, more nervously than before. “You don’t love me at all,” Stan was plaintively rumbling, while his mouth traced an affectionate path from her earlobe to the corner of her mouth.

“I do love you,” she said, “and I do want to marry you. But I want you to be proud of me. I don’t want you to think I’m just another tramp like Nancy Gibbons.”

“I love you, too,” Stan spoke as if from his deathbed. “I love you so much it hurts.” The hand was in her armpit, quite still, not approaching the breasts at all. “I love you and respect you. Honest!” The hand crept a centimeter further and stopped. “Just one kiss,” she said boyishly, “and then we’ll watch the TV.”

“GROIN ODOR CAN BE OFFENSIVE,” the announcer shouted. “That’s why Jockey Joe Jockie Shorts come equipped with built-in deodorant pad of clean, clean white cotton…” “Just one kiss,” Miss Kelly said judiciously. “Just one.” A passing car cast its headlights upon their window. Its radio blared at them: “God is alive, Magic is afoot…” “Just one,” Mary repeated firmly.

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