The Man Translator by Alison Grambs

Author:Alison Grambs
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Citadel Press
Published: 2011-12-02T00:00:00+00:00

Man says: “I could just sit and talk to you for hours.”

Translation: “I could just sit and talk to you about myself for hours.”

Man says: “I’d love to get to know you better.”

Translation: “I’d love to get you naked and then cover you in whipped cream.”

Man says: “You have a very exotic look about you.”

Translation: “Are you an illegal immigrant?”

Man says: “Are you a natural blonde?”

Translation: “Can you add two plus two without the assistance of a calculator?”

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