The Headless Mummy by Dave Keane

Author:Dave Keane
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2007-09-17T04:00:00+00:00

“Dang it, Lance!” I exclaim louder than I should. “I thought she caught some disease. What happened to her palm reader?”

“They’re not speaking,” he says, his voice tightening. “I’ve never seen her this freaked out before.”

I consider telling him that it could be worse but don’t. “What happened?” I ask.

“She was in the kitchen this morning making me pancakes when all of a sudden she started screaming,” he explains.

“Mouse?” I ask.

“I wish,” he whispers. He’s silent for a moment, working the words out in his head. “On the overcooked side of the second-to-last pancake…she can see the face of Don Chimpy.”

“Who?” I ask, not believing what I’m hearing.

“Don Chimpy!” he scoffs, like I’m some kind of idiot. “He’s the host of Bug Chompers, the most popular TV show in the country. Just imagine seeing your favorite TV host staring at you from the back of a pancake.

She wrapped the pancake in foil and put it in the freezer and—”

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