The Fairytale by H. G. Nelson

Author:H. G. Nelson
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Pan Macmillan Australia
Published: 2021-09-23T16:00:00+00:00

Grumps, I love the Arts. I often go to the movies. Sure, I was limited by COVID protocols, but I went twice last year. Admittedly I saw Spider-Man: Homecoming twice. I loved it. I even got the Spider-Man socks for Christmas.

Cecil, I have the Love Machine at home so naturally I am a tool man. There is nothing I like more than laying a shifting spanner or a Phillips head screwdriver on a problem.

Missus Soot has a never-ending list of jobs tacked to the fridge at home and it is getting longer and longer. The list is tacked to the fridge with a couple of Maui island life souvenir fridge magnets. What with China on the turn and the continual power/energy rumpus in the party room, I just don’t have the time. But give me a set of Stillsons and a blocked S bend and I am in heaven.

Cec, I don’t mind admitting it, I have modelled myself on ‘Toolman’ Taylor, who like me has all the answers even if they are wrong. Tools are king in my cabinet!

Now duck out to the truck, sonny Jim, grab the footprints and bring the gum boots. We cannot knock off until this Fowlerware is fixed. The lumpy, brown stuff will go everywhere when she blows.

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