Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids by Reader's Digest

Author:Reader's Digest
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Trusted Media Brands

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ALEXA’S FAVORITE

Lost Balloons Never Bothered Her Anyway

Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she’ll let it go!

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Snow Kids

Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?

A: Chill-dren.

Raindrop Convo

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?

A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

Mickey’s Career Change

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

A: So he could visit Pluto!

Not Your Cheese

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese.

She Shoots, She Scores!

Q: Why should you never break up with a goalie?

A: Because he’s a keeper.

Likely Not Far

Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?

A: Right where you left him.

Homework

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?

A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Shoe Sleeper

Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?

A: A puss in boots.

Queen’s Rain

Q: What is a queen’s favorite kind of precipitation?

A: Reign!

The Sick Giant

Q: Did you hear about the giant who threw up?

A: It’s all over town.

Eye of the Hurricane

Q: How does a hurricane see?

A: With its eye.

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