Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids by Reader's Digest
Author:Reader's Digest
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Trusted Media Brands
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ALEXAâS FAVORITE
Lost Balloons Never Bothered Her Anyway
Q: Why shouldnât you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because sheâll let it go!
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Snow Kids
Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.
Raindrop Convo
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Twoâs company, threeâs a cloud.
Mickeyâs Career Change
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A: So he could visit Pluto!
Not Your Cheese
Q: What do you call cheese that isnât yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
She Shoots, She Scores!
Q: Why should you never break up with a goalie?
A: Because heâs a keeper.
Likely Not Far
Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?
A: Right where you left him.
Homework
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Shoe Sleeper
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: A puss in boots.
Queenâs Rain
Q: What is a queenâs favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
The Sick Giant
Q: Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
A: Itâs all over town.
Eye of the Hurricane
Q: How does a hurricane see?
A: With its eye.
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