Pirate Haiku by Jason McBride

Pirate Haiku by Jason McBride

Author:Jason McBride [McBride, Jason]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Weirdo Poetry


Food rations ran out

Cooked-up the captain's parrot

Was lashed to the mast

Is Chinese water

Torture real or just a myth?

About to find out

Pirate brain twister:

Does it hurt more to lose your

Hand, foot, or your eye?

Terror is stronger

Than steel and more explosive

Than packed gunpowder

I've received more scars

From the navy and the law

Than I ever gave

Sticks and stones may break

Bones—call me a name and I will

Cut you to pieces

I'm not scared of pain

It's the only sensation

That I can still feel



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