Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin'! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins

“Interesting!” said Mrs. Lilly, writing quickly on her pad.

“Hey, can we press on your hat?” Alexia asked Mrs. Lilly.

“Why do you want to press on my hat?”

“Because it says press on it!” I told her. “Duh!”

Mrs. Lilly is silly. She wanted to ask us more questions, but Mr. Klutz made a peace sign, so everybody had to shut up.

“Take a seat, A.J.,” he said.

“I can’t,” I said. “All the seats are screwed to the floor.”

“He means sit down,” Alexia told me.

I knew that.

“Some people might say Ella Mentry School is old,” Mr. Klutz announced into the microphone. “Some people say it’s falling apart. Not me. Our school has character blah blah blah. And our school has history blah blah blah. And our school has blah blah blah blah blah blah.”

Mr. Klutz’s speech was really boring. Then Mayor Hubble got up to speak.

“Blah blah blah blah,” he said. “Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.”

I thought I was gonna die.

“And now I would like to introduce our honored guest of the day,” the mayor said. “The namesake of Ella Mentry Elementary School, Mrs. . . . Ella . . . Mentry!”

Mrs. Mentry is really old, and she came toddling out on the stage with a cane. That lady is tiny. She was about the size of R2-D2 in Star Wars. Mr. Klutz adjusted the microphone so Ella Mentry could reach it.

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