More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott

Author:Rob Elliott [Elliott, Rob]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: JNF028020
ISBN: 9781441245236
Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
Published: 2014-09-25T16:00:00+00:00

Q: Why can you trust your secrets with a sea lion?

A: Their lips are always seal-ed!

Q: What did the lipstick say to the eye shadow?

A: “We should stop fighting and make-up!”

Q: Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?

A: In their launch-box.

Q: Why was the man upset after he became a vegetarian?

A: He realized he’d made a missed-steak.

Sam: Did you like that story about the farm?

Sue: No, it didn’t have a very good plot.

Q: Why couldn’t the Cyclops family get along?

A: They could never see eye-to-eye.

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