Martha on the Case by Susan Meddaugh

Author:Susan Meddaugh
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

She talked and talked...

I was born in a back alley to a poor but loving mother. Although she was a mixed breed, Momma was determined to raise us puppies right, to give us a solid background before we went out into the world at eight weeks. Even before our eyes were open, Momma would say: "You're dogs! Not cats! Don't ever forget that!"

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I still remember the rules Momma gave us to live by: 1 Beware of Two-year-old humans with clothes pins. 2 Under the table is the very best place to be during a meal. 3 Never mistake your human's leg for a tree. (that was for my brothers, of course.) and ... 4 if it's black and white and smells funny, it's not a cat. Don't chase it.

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And while we're on the subject, I understand Cat, but I can't speak it.

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Wait ... where was I? Oh yes....

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and talked ...

Did you know that my mother gave me a name before you did. She named all of us puppies. I was Three. My sisters were One, Six and Seven. My brothers were Two, Four, Five and Eight. I never did like Eight very much, but Six was a lot of fun ...

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I'll never forget my father's face when he saw all us puppies. "Boy! That's a lot of puppies!" he said. What a funny dog!

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And when I was two

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until her family could not stand it and said, "Martha, please!"

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