Lazy Dragon Queen: Gaming in an Illogical World (Volume 5) by Arriande Ace

Author:Arriande, Ace
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2022-11-07T00:00:00+00:00

Chapter Fifteen

I ended up in a strange position with the zombie queen after she bit my arm. Well, it was only strange because of the fact that her head was detachable. Nothing else about it was that strange.

But regardless, in order to get her to calm down and to stop trying to eat my arm, I sat down on a chair next to where the judges were and placed her head on my lap. That was Vala’s suggestion. Apparently, she was experienced with zombie girls. She told me that the internet had plenty of sources—or, as she called them, “sauces,”—to study.

So, there I was. Sitting on a chair with a zombie girl’s head on my lap. All I had to do after that was pet her to keep her calm. Though, it didn’t take long for her to get me back in her mouth. I wasn’t thinking and placed a hand on my leg in front of her face. As soon as she noticed my hand there, she leaned forward to get one of my fingers in her mouth… but all she did was suck on it. Petting her must have calmed her enough to keep her from biting, instead only making her suck.

So, again, there I was. Sitting on a chair with a zombie girl’s head on my lap, petting her, while she idly sucked on my finger as if she just always had to have something in her mouth to play with.

She was warm, too. While one might normally think of a zombie being cold and gross and rotting, she lacked all of those features. She felt warm, her skin was smooth and—well, normal, and she looked perfectly… preserved? At the very least, there was nothing even slightly rotting about her. She even smelled nice. Like flowers. Not like a corpse flower, either.

Between her being warm, attractive, her head being on my lap, and her loving to have things in her mouth… I understood why Vala kept on looking at me with a smug smile and a wink. Both of our minds were in the exact same place.

I even stuck my finger a bit deeper into the zombie queen’s mouth, giving her more to work with as her tongue lapped all around it.

All of the mumbling noises and groaning she made while doing it were cute, too, in their own way.

That aside, her butler went up on the stage and I had no idea what to expect from her. All I knew about the bat butler was that she had some nice fluff.

“Thank you for accepting our intrusion,” she said before giving us a polite bow. “If you are ready, I would like to begin my attempt at fanservice.”

Everything about her was so… polite and calm. Professional. It was strange. Even though I knew basically nothing about her, she gave me a feeling that that she was the most mature and professional person out of all of us. While Lake could seem mature and professional at times, especially

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