Joke & Riddle Ballyhoo by Jacqueline Horsfall

Author:Jacqueline Horsfall
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sterling
Published: 2010-10-29T00:00:00+00:00

When is it dangerous to be in the ocean up to your ankles?

When you’re upside down.

Who should you call if you don’t feel like paddling your own canoe?

A rowbot.

What do kings ride around their castles?

Moatercycles.

Let’s Eat Out!

What did the cream say to the mixer?

“I’m beat!”

What did the spaghetti say to the cheese at midnight?

“It’s pasta my bedtime.”

What did the hot dog say to the barbecue?

“I’d like you to meat my grillfriend.”

What did the turkey say to the dressing?

“I’m stuffed!”

What did the broth say to the vegetables?

“You’re souper!”

What did the beef say to the oven?

“Turn down the heat . . . I’m roasting!”

What are penguins’ favorite fast food?

Icebergers.

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