Greetings from Witness Protection! by Jake Burt

Author:Jake Burt
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends

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Dear Deputy Marshal Harkness,

What a terribly pleasant surprise it was to see you and your beautiful son playing in Central Park yesterday! It warms my heart, Eddie, to see a man so invested in his job show the same dedication to his family. In fact, it led me to wonder: To which is this man more dedicated? If asked to choose, would he favor his government’s responsibilities, or his precious son’s safety? An intriguing question, don’t you think?

Very soon an opportunity will arise, Mr. Harkness, which will allow us to answer the conundrums above. A representative from my family will be in touch and will have a few questions for you. You may choose to answer them, or you may choose not to. I believe your son would urge you to answer the questions—perhaps he’d do so just after getting home from his pee-wee football practice, on Tuesday afternoons at 3:45 p.m., or maybe upon returning to New York after visiting his beloved granddad in his apartment on Communipaw Avenue in Jersey City. Yes, I believe your son would very much like his loving father to answer those questions.

If you choose not to answer the questions, or if you share this letter with anyone, I would be forced to visit you myself. The outcome of that meeting, I fear, would be unpleasant.

Most sincerely,

A friend

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