Christmas Elf Jokes by Aunt Lily

Author:Aunt Lily
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: jokes for kids, funny jokes, Jokes and riddles, jokes, age 3-5, age 6-8, age 9-12, kids book, books for children, free books, free books for kids
Publisher: Aunt Lily
Published: 2015-12-12T00:00:00+00:00

Knock Knock ELF Jokes

Knock- knock.

Who’s there?

An elf.

Am elf who?

An elf who can’t reach the doorbell.

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Knock- knock.

Who’s there?

Elf.

Elf who?

Elf I knock again, will you let me in?

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Knock-knock

Who’s there

Elf.

Elf who?

Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

The elves started first:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Coal.

Coal who?

Coal me when you want to go see Santa!

Then it was the reindeer’s turn:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gift.

Gift who?

Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!

But the elves had another joke ready!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!

But so did the reindeer!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Water

Water who?

Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!

It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Art

Art who?

Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!

The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said :-) ) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needle

Needle who?

Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!

That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

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