epub, mobi |eng | 2011-05-17 | Author:Adam Carolla [Carolla, Adam]

TAXES I’ve had an impacted assful of people on the left who bitch and moan about how the rich don’t pay their “fair share” of taxes. You may not know ...

mobi, epub, pdf |es | 2010-06-28 | Author:Bill Bryson

* * * FIFTEEN I WENT TO RETFORD. I CAN’T EXPLAIN IT. THROUGH MY MORNING ablutions, the gentle removal of the tissues from my swollen nostrils, through breakfast and checking ...

mobi, epub, azw3, pdf |eng | 2006-07-06 | Author:David Sedaris

AFTER MALISON 7:45. I ARRIVE at Malison’s hotel an hour and fifteen minutes before his lecture is due to begin at the Pavilion of Thought. The desk clerk shoots me ...

epub |eng | 2011-03-24 | Author:Erma Bombeck [Bombeck, Erma]

ATTENTION SCHOOLS AND BUSINESSES Andrews McMeel books are available at quantity discounts with bulk purchase for educational, business, or sales promotional use. For information, please write to: Special Sales Department, ...

epub |eng | 2011-03-24 | Author:Acheson, Pamela & Richard B. Myers

ten “I’M LOOKING AROUND FOR A WOOD CHIPPER.” Monday, March 1 “So you were a star in one of James Patterson’s novels,” Pam says as we take a seat at ...

epub |eng | 2009-08-02 | Author:Alan Coren

Appendix The Bulletins of Idi Amin 32 All O’ De People, All De Time ‘General Amin is to sell off the two thousand motor cars left behind by exiled Ugandan ...

epub |eng | 2010-02-28 | Author:Dave Barry

2003 ANYBODY SEEN ANY WMD? It was the Year of the Troubling Question. The most troubling one was: What the heck happened to all those weapons of mass destruction that ...

mobi |eng | 2009-12-22 | Author:Maconie, Stuart [Maconie, Stuart]

While trying to earwig this exchange, I pretend to look in a book of old photographs and find myself drawn in. There's a fantastic picture of a Failsworth milliner with ...

epub |eng | 2011-02-08 | Author:Tim Cahill [Cahill, Tim]

A few weeks after the Outside article was published, I received a letter from Dr. Peter Pritchard, vice-president for science and research at the Florida Audubon Society. Dr. Pritchard, having ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2013-05-29 | Author:Aisha Tyler [Tyler, Aisha]

( 19 ) The Time I Killed a Hobo “He jests at scars that never felt a wound.”—WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE “This is definitely gonna leave a mark.”—AISHA TYLER Calm down. I ...

epub, mobi, pdf | | 2006-08-14 | Author:Jeremy Clarkson [Clarkson, Jeremy]

Sunday 19 December 2004 The ghost of wife’s present Obviously I know you should never buy your wife anything that needs a plug, but this has always presented a problem. ...

epub, mobi, pdf | | 2007-09-05 | Author:Jeremy Clarkson [Clarkson, Jeremy]

Sunday 14 July 2002 I Bring You News from the Edge of the Universe For me, there is no greater pleasure than lying on my back in the middle of ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2012-10-11 | Author:Miranda Hart [Hart, Miranda]

By the time I actually get to see the doctor, I’m usually a bundle of nerves. And when I’m in any way nervous, I have a tendency to attempt what ...

epub, mobi | | 2007-09-30 | Author:Jeremy Clarkson [Clarkson, Jeremy]

MG ZT 260 When the announcement came through that TVR had been sold to a 12-year-old Russian boy, there was a sense in the land that Britain’s motor industry was ...

mobi, epub | | 2007-02-18 | Author:Jeremy Clarkson

Elk test makes monkeys of us Imagine the horror. You’re a cameraman with the BBC’s natural history department and you’ve been dispatched to Tierra del Fuego in South America where, ...