Binge by Oakley Tyler

Author:Oakley, Tyler [Oakley, Tyler]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Gallery Books
Published: 2015-10-20T07:00:00+00:00

unnecessary holiday traditions

SOME AMERICAN HOLIDAY TRADITIONS ARE so unnecessary.

Don’t fucking pinch me on St. Patrick’s Day because I’m not wearing green. That is assault, and green is not slimming, and I need you to respect that.

I’m twenty-six and still don’t have a clue how the groundhog situation works. If on a day in February, a groundhog comes out of his hole and sees his shadow, he somehow predicts the weather for the next month or two, which not even Doppler radar can do. Is this is some next-level witchcraft? Not to mention, as someone who aspires to someday work as a local weather forecaster, I feel threatened by this lazy rodent and his dubious prediction skills.

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