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The Great Fuzz Frenzy by Susan Stevens Crummel
epub |eng | | Author:Susan Stevens Crummel

But those prairie dogs didn't listen. They were busy being hot dogs and silly dogs. Corny dogs and frilly dogs. Top dogs. Funny dogs. Superdogs. Bunny dogs. "You're all nuts, ...
( Category: Animals April 3,2018 )
8 Class Pets + 1 Squirrel ÷ 1 Dog = Chaos by Vivian Vande Velde
epub |eng | 2012-04-03 | Author:Vivian Vande Velde

( Category: Animals April 3,2018 )
A Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window by Lemony Snicket
mobi |eng | 2009-10-13 | Author:Lemony Snicket [Snicket, Lemony]

CHAPTER Nine The United States Postal Service has a motto. The motto is: “Neither rain nor sleet nor driving snow shall halt the delivery of the mails.” All this means ...
( Category: Humor April 3,2018 )
A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 13) by Lemony Snicket
mobi |eng | 2009-10-13 | Author:Lemony Snicket [Snicket, Lemony]

CHAPTER Nine The phrase “in the dark,” as I’m sure you know, can refer not only to one’s shadowy surroundings, but also to the shadowy secrets of which one might ...
( Category: Action & Adventure April 3,2018 )
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow by John H. Carroll
mobi, epub |eng | | Author:John H. Carroll

“It’s a peg leg. Now tell me where I can find the little creep that took my leg or I’ll squirt sap all over you. And talk normally. Trying to ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy April 3,2018 )
Leaping Beauty: And Other Animal Fairy Tales by Gregory Maguire & Chris L. Demarest
epub |eng | 2004-01-02 | Author:Gregory Maguire & Chris L. Demarest [Maguire, Gregory & Demarest, Chris L.]

“Would you like a bite to eat, old baboon?” they asked. “Eh?” said the baboon. He put his ear trumpet to his head. “Come again?” “Food?” they shouted. “Sorry, can’t ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths April 3,2018 )
Beauty and the Bully by Andy Behrens
epub, pdf |eng | 2010-03-01 | Author:Andy Behrens

13 Having Carly Garfield remove flecks of food from his hair, as if she were a gorilla grooming her mate, was unequivocally the greatest moment in Duncan’s life. He couldn’t ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction April 3,2018 )
Bases Loaded by Mike Knudson
epub |eng | 2011-01-27 | Author:Mike Knudson

What’s that supposed to mean? I thought to myself. I did want to be cool. And I sure didn’t want to give up being cool just so I could get ...
( Category: Sports & Outdoors April 3,2018 )
Cool Campers by Mike Knudson
epub |eng | 2011-04-11 | Author:Mike Knudson

8 Flying Toilet Paper THERE WERE FOUR toilets in the bathroom, but we only took two rolls. We figured we had better leave a roll or two there. Graham and ...
( Category: Humor April 3,2018 )
Three Girls and a God by Clea Hantman
mobi, epub | | 2002-03-12 | Author:Clea Hantman

TEN I didn’t admit it to my sisters, but Dylan from Denver stayed in the back of my mind all weekend. And so did Apollo. I thought about how they ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths April 2,2018 )
Love or Fate by Clea Hantman
mobi, epub | | 2009-03-12 | Author:Clea Hantman

ELEVEN At least the door to our prison cell was open. Unfortunately, it was now atop Tizzie the toad. I hated Tizzie with every fiber of my being, but I’d ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths April 2,2018 )
Wet and Wild! by Nancy Krulik
epub |eng | 2011-05-24 | Author:Nancy Krulik

The banner for Louie’s birthday was the first thing George saw when he, Alex, and Chris entered Pirate Island Water Park later that morning. There was no way anyone could ...
( Category: Sports & Outdoors April 2,2018 )
Arabel's Raven by Joan Aiken
epub |eng | | Author:Joan Aiken

By the time they arrived at the Joneses' house, Number Six, Rainwater Crescent, Arabel was crying as well as shivering. She couldn't seem to stop doing either of those things. ...
( Category: Action & Adventure April 2,2018 )
The Great Interactive Dream Machine by Richard Peck
epub |eng | | Author:Richard Peck

9 The Threshold of a New Frontier Older guys beginning to hang around Heather and the house? Me turning into a troubled kid pulling pranks at school? Dad still out ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction April 2,2018 )
Horrible Harry Goes to Sea by Suzy Kline
epub |eng | | Author:Suzy Kline

The Missing Earring November 24 was the day we set sail. We met at 7:30 A.M. in front of the school. It was dark enough for Harry to use his ...
( Category: Action & Adventure April 2,2018 )

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