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Hazy Bloom and the Pet Project by Jennifer Hamburg
epub |eng | | Author:Jennifer Hamburg

Except after four and a half minutes, I was bored out of my mind. I looked around. Maybe I could do some laundry? I mean, that would be a huge ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives September 5,2018 )
Has a Monster Under Her Bed by Barbara Park
epub | | 0101-01-01 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

Daddy throwed his hands in the air. Then he turned on my light. And he looked for the monster all over the place. First, he looked under my bed. Then ...
( Category: Holidays & Celebrations September 5,2018 )
Harry Potter 4 - Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-06-03 | Author:J.K. Rowling [Rowling, J.K.]

HP 4 - Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO THE UNEXPECTED TASK “ P otter! Weasley! Will you pay attention?” Professor McGonagall's irritated voice cracked like a ...
( Category: Action & Adventure September 5,2018 )
A School Tail by Jason Tharp & J. B. Rose
epub |eng | 2018-02-27 | Author:Jason Tharp & J. B. Rose [Tharp, Jason & Rose, J. B.]

( Category: Animals September 3,2018 )
Loves Handsome Warren by Barbara Park
epub | | 0101-01-01 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

“I know it,” she said. “This is the kind of dress that princesses wear. It is made out of rich red velvet.” She twirled in front of Handsome Warren. “This ...
( Category: Classics September 3,2018 )
Tonya Hurley - 02 Homecoming by Tonya Hurley
epub |eng | 2015-10-08 | Author:Tonya Hurley

Chapter 12 Die Young, Stay Pretty Once you're dead, you're made for life. --Jimi Hendrix Only the good die young. Whenever students meet their untimely demise in a horrible accident, ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy August 30,2018 )
Tonya Hurley - 01 Ghostgirl by Tonya Hurley
epub |eng | 2015-10-08 | Author:Tonya Hurley

Chapter 12 Busy Bodies Nothing in the world is single, All things by a law divine In one spirit meet and mingleWhy not I with thine? -Percy Bysshe Shelley Inside ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction August 30,2018 )
Stinkbomb and Ketchup_Face by Sam Ricks & John Dougherty
epub |eng | 2018-02-20 | Author:Sam Ricks & John Dougherty

“Yes,” agreed Harry the Raccoon, taking a sip of tea from a mug marked World's Best Raccoon. “We’re extremely raccoony. Aren’t we, Stewart the Raccoon?” Just as Stewart the Raccoon ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy August 27,2018 )
and Her Big Fat Mouth by Barbara Park
epub | | 0101-01-01 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

“I’m shinin’,” I said real soft. “OUT!” she said. “OUT RIGHT NOW!” And so that’s how come I started to leave. Except for then the flashlight shined on the floor. ...
( Category: Humor August 24,2018 )
and the Mushy Gushy Valentime by Barbara Park
epub | | 0101-01-01 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

“Do not stand on your chair, Junie B.!” she said. “And please don’t fight about valentines. If someone didn’t send you a card, it was just a mistake. No one ...
( Category: Holidays & Celebrations August 24,2018 )
and That Meanie Jim's Birthday by Barbara Park
epub | | 0101-01-01 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

6/Daydreaming Mrs. took attendance. Attendance is when you say, I’m here. Except if you’re not here, you have to be quiet. Also we said, I pledge allegiance to the flag ...
( Category: Humor August 24,2018 )
and the Stupid Smelly Bus by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 1992-07-28 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

After that, I rested my eyes. Resting your eyes is what my grampa does when he watches TV after dinner. Then he snores. And Grandma Miller says, “Go to bed, ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction August 24,2018 )
and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying by Barbara Park
epub | | 0101-01-01 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

’Cause eating is the same thing as stealing, remember? And teachers aren’t supposed to do stealing! Teachers are supposed to be perfecter than that! ’Cause they have to set a ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction August 24,2018 )
Robot Zot! by Jon Scieszka
epub, azw3, mobi |eng | 2011-09-20 | Author:Jon Scieszka [Scieszka, Jon]

“Mama,” growls the evil guard on her left. “Dada,” warns the scary sentry on her right. Zot freezes. Even Zot is scared. Zot says what he has never said. “Wow. ...
( Category: Science, Nature & How It Works August 23,2018 )
Kid Normal by Greg James
epub |eng | 2018-08-22 | Author:Greg James

The air was so thick with crumbs that it was like a scene from the horror film that cakes would make if they had video cameras and thumbs. “Expectations managed?” ...
( Category: Action & Adventure August 23,2018 )

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