Humor
epub |eng | 2016-07-03 | Author:James Patterson [Patterson, James]

“Here is something else for you to consider.” He reached into his chest pocket. I flinched because I was half expecting him to pull out one of those gnarly survival ...
( Category: Humor March 14,2019 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2018-01-15 | Author:James Patterson

“Each one of those niches was a tomb,” explained Storm. “Or an entrance into a deeper tomb. The City of the Dead was built by an ancient Andean civilization that ...
( Category: Humor March 14,2019 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-10-26 | Author:Urban Babies Wear Black

Tricycle Press Berkeley crownpublishing.com tricyclepress.com Design by Betsy Stromberg Typeset in Gypsy Switch The illustrations in this book were rendered in pen and ink and digitally altered in Photoshop. v3.1 ...
( Category: Humor March 7,2019 )
epub |eng | 2018-05-08 | Author:Shannon Hale & Dean Hale [Hale, Shannon & Hale, Dean]

45 “A monster sneaked into the park,” said Princess Sneezewort. “It tried to eat a kitty. Then the Princess in Black showed up.” “What a surprise!” said Princess Magnolia. “Did ...
( Category: Superheroes March 6,2019 )
epub |eng | | Author:Matthew Ross Smith

Halftime 3rd Quarter THE CONTRACT Hal Kurtz—Bells Owner Do I remember when Braman first called me with the Trudeaux thing? Sure I do. I was on my yacht down in ...
( Category: Humor February 27,2019 )
epub |eng | 2018-11-02 | Author:Tyler Whitesides

Chapter 14 “Arrr! We’ll never get around ’em!” said Thackary. “Best if we sacrifice Ace and Ridge to the monsters so the rest of us can sail past.” “That’s a ...
( Category: Humor February 27,2019 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2018-11-08 | Author:Gordon Korman

Sixteen Parker Elias Jake Terranova! Everybody knows Jumping Jake Terranova, who will jump through hoops to get you a great deal on a new or used vehicle. The billboards are ...
( Category: Humor February 27,2019 )
epub |eng | 2018-02-26 | Author:Alan Dapré [Alan Dapre]

“I’m a dug, not a rug,” grumbled the pesky pooch, whose nose was just over the finish line. “MY DUG WON BY A WHISKER!” whooped Auntie Hettie. “HE’S THE BEST ...
( Category: Intermediate Readers February 27,2019 )
epub |eng | 2018-02-26 | Author:Tommy Greenwald [Aronson, Sarah]

By the time Irwin started crying, we knew we weren’t getting any cake. “Party’s over!” announced Mrs. Wonk. “Everybody needs to call their parents!” I ran over to Irwin to ...
( Category: Humor February 27,2019 )
epub |eng | 2019-01-28 | Author:Gennifer Choldenko & Églantine Ceulemans

“All my friends would be in a different class,” I say. “That too.” She nods. “Yeah, but you always say family first. Dad is family.” “Yes, and he always will ...
( Category: Humor February 27,2019 )
epub |eng | 2019-01-07 | Author:Henry Winkler & Lin Oliver & Scott Garrett

I didn’t wait for Principal Love to answer. “Knock, knock,” I said. “Who’s there?” said Mr. Rock. “Jupiter,” I said with a grin. “Jupiter who?” “Ju-pi-ter hurry, or you’ll miss ...
( Category: Humor February 27,2019 )
epub |eng | | Author:James Preller

— CHAPTER 8 — Glitter and Gossip Miss Zips glided on her fancy black chair with rolling wheels to the front of the room. “I thought we’d start our day ...
( Category: Humor February 27,2019 )
epub |eng | 2018-02-26 | Author:R. L. Stine [Stine, R.L.]

“No—please!” I begged. Donny wrapped his huge paws tightly around me and pinned my arms against my back. “The camera really is cursed!” I protested. “You don’t know what you’re ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror February 27,2019 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Nancy Krulik [Krulik, Nancy]

Chapter 7 “George, stop kicking my seat!” Suzanne exclaimed angrily. It was Thursday morning. The Cherrydale Elementary School fourth-graders were all seated in the audience of the Cherrydale Arena waiting ...
( Category: Humor February 27,2019 )
epub |eng | 2010-03-01 | Author:Nancy Krulik [Krulik, Nancy]

Chapter 7 “Thanks for letting me stay here during recess, Mr. G.,” Katie told her teacher a few minutes later. “No problem,” Mr. G. told her. “I think it’s great ...
( Category: Humor February 27,2019 )