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That's Not What I Heard by Stephanie Kate Strohm
epub |eng | | Author:Stephanie Kate Strohm

“We are looking good, Spoony,” Diamond Allen crooned with satisfaction as she surveyed the sea of red on their side of the cafeteria. “We are looking really good.” Phil didn’t ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Busted-Up Basketball Backboard by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 2010-03-26 | Author:Bill Myers

Chapter 7 Reality Pays a Visit Our limo pulled up to my house and I stepped out, worn and exhausted. (Being incredibly popular can really take a lot out of ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Bill Myers

Flip-flop . . . fall Flip-flop . . . fall . . . er, I stood and tried to walk over to the door. After the twenty-third time, I finally ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
Klawde--Evil Alien Warlord Cat--Enemies #2 by Johnny Marciano & Emily Chenoweth & Robb Mommaerts
epub |eng | 2019-02-26 | Author:Johnny Marciano & Emily Chenoweth & Robb Mommaerts

CHAPTER 29 Less than two weeks had passed, and Cameron had already made groupies of half the kids at school. Brody was the worst. For days, he’d been following Cam ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
Klawde--Evil Alien Warlord Cat #1 by Johnny Marciano & Emily Chenoweth & Robb Mommaerts
epub |eng | 2019-02-26 | Author:Johnny Marciano & Emily Chenoweth & Robb Mommaerts

CHAPTER 28 The Humans have a primitive information-sharing system they call “the internet,” which we used to find parts I needed for the teleporter. To purchase them, the boy-ogre entered ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as Polluted Pond Scum by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 2010-02-13 | Author:Bill Myers

Chapter 6 A Little Hide-and-Seek Doc quickly pulled back from the window. “Come on,” she ordered. “We’ve got to get out of here.” “What about warning the officials about the ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
Lion Down by Stuart Gibbs
epub |eng | | Author:Stuart Gibbs

12 SUSPECTS “Tommy and I have some exciting new leads in the Rocket case,” Lily said. “But we don’t have much time to pursue them.” We were driving along a ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives March 25,2019 )
How to Rob a Bank by Tom Mitchell
epub |eng | 2018-12-21 | Author:Tom Mitchell [Tom Mitchell]

Breaking the Law Isn’t Fun And somehow it came to pass that there was a single week before school started. I had that terrible turning of my insides that I ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives March 25,2019 )
President of Poplar Lane by Margaret Mincks
epub |eng | 2019-02-12 | Author:Margaret Mincks

What’s New with Mel Chang If It Trends, We’re Friends. MONDAY WRAP-UP The Meet the Candidates Luncheon was way diff than expected. Mike’s performance surprised many peeps. “Good root beer,” ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
Revenge of the EngiNerds by Jarrett Lerner
epub |eng | | Author:Jarrett Lerner

34. I WAKE UP SEVERAL MINUTES before my alarm is set to squawk. Normally, I’d turn over and get a little more sleep. But there’s no way I’m doing that—not ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
EngiNerds by Jarrett Lerner
epub |eng | | Author:Jarrett Lerner

32. IF GRANDPA DIDN’T GIVE ME the robot, then who did? I don’t have a clue, and that gives me the creeps. As soon as Dad stops the car in ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
A Funny Thing Happened at the Museum by Davide Cali
epub |eng | 2017-01-15 | Author:Davide Cali [Cali, Davide]

I really cleaned all over! And I took care of a few other things, too . . . I happened to notice that some paintings weren’t finished. I really applied ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
Middle School--Born to Rock by James Patterson
epub |eng | 2019-02-18 | Author:James Patterson

Or that good, depending on how you looked at it. I knew I couldn’t do this. I couldn’t knowingly let Missy cheat off me, because that would make me as ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face and the Pizza of Peril by John Dougherty & Sam Ricks
epub |eng | 2019-02-12 | Author:John Dougherty & Sam Ricks

King Toothbrush Weasel sighed wearily. “On second thought,” he said, “I think I’ll send someone more sensible.” And he pulled two pairs of dark glasses out of his pocket and ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
Hazy Bloom and the Mystery Next Door by Jennifer Hamburg
epub |eng | | Author:Jennifer Hamburg

She tilted her head at me. “Gardening?” “Yep. Gardening. I mean, how does it all work? The grass … the trees … the flowers. It’s just fascinating!” Aunt Jenna nodded ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives March 25,2019 )

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