Humor
epub |eng | | Author:Stephanie Calmenson

Kate and Lucie went to Darleen and nuzzled their noses into her hands. “Good dogs,” said Darleen, petting them. “You really know how to handle dogs,” Mr. Z said to ...
( Category: Dogs December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-08-28 | Author:Bill Amend

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( Category: Humor December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Stan Kirby

On a hot day! At. The. Pool! DOUBLE YUCK! If the evil Dr. Spinach wouldn’t serve Super Dude Ice Poptaculars to Eugene and Charlie, maybe he’d hand them over to ...
( Category: Chapter Books December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-09-05 | Author:David Baddiel [David Baddiel]

CHAPTER EIGHT “Yes!” said Morrissina as Barry stared at her, dumbfounded. She clapped her hands together. “Barrissina! Doesn’t it just sound divine!” “I’m really glad you like it,” said Vlad. ...
( Category: Humor December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-12-26 | Author:Martin Howard [Howard, Martin]

Nuts let out a “Baa” and pulled bales of straw across the barn. His act had taken an exciting new direction since he had added an impression of a tractor. ...
( Category: Farm Animals December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-09-12 | Author:Tony Davis [Davis, Tony]

“Hello, Roland; hello, Nudge,” said Sir Tobias, rubbing his right knee and talking at the speed of a flying arrow. “You’re probably wondering why I’m not practicing my footwork, sword ...
( Category: Pets December 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-11-05 | Author:Matthew Ward

The Final Day Arthur sat on his bed, surrounded by blankets and pillows and wooden knife blocks. The thought of his upcoming event had left him unable to sleep, so ...
( Category: Humor December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-11-23 | Author:James Patterson & Juliana Neufeld

Okay, this is me being super honest again: I have to admit that school has kept getting better and better since E came back. All of a sudden my table ...
( Category: Science Fiction December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Karen English

Richard inhales deeply and lets out the longest breath he can muster. He opens the refrigerator door and stares inside for a while. Nothing. Nothing he can just reach for ...
( Category: Chapter Books December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-10 | Author:Katy Kelly [Kelly, Katy]

First stop: living room. Turn the furnace thermostat dial to ninety. Done. To the kitchen. Grab a loaf of raisin bread. Crawl back to my room on my elbows, like ...
( Category: Humor December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-08-20 | Author:Jennifer Allison

“PSST—ALISTAIR!” I whispered, “When are you going to tell me the secret?” We were both sitting at the Orcas table, working on a math worksheet. “I can’t tell you here,” ...
( Category: Chapter Books December 27,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2012-01-31 | Author:Klein, Abby [Klein, Abby]

I tapped her on the shoulder. “Uh, what are you doing?” “I figured since we were down here, I might as well have a little midnight snack,” she said, pulling ...
( Category: Non-religious December 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-10-24 | Author:Leon Garfield

The striding figure the Major had glimpsed in the night had not been a ghost. It had been Mr. Brett. The thought of sleep had been intolerable and the dark ...
( Category: Humor December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Calling on Dragons [Dragons, Calling on]

13 In Which They Make a New Acquaintance Gingerly, Morwen moved forward to take a look at whatever Killer had found. The acrid scent of burned chokevines made her stomach ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic December 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Dealing & Dragons [Dealing & Dragons]

9 In Which Therandil Is a Dreadful Nuisance, and Cimorene Casts a Spell The rest of the trip home was uneventful. Passing through the King’s Cave seemed easier going in ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic December 27,2014 )