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Just Disgusting! by Andy Griffiths
epub |eng | 2012-10-09 | Author:Andy Griffiths [Griffiths, Andy]

THE END 23 You enter Jen’s bedroom. You are almost overwhelmed by the stench of her perfume, but you manage to endure it for long enough to grab one of ...
( Category: Short Story Collections October 10,2015 )
The Wishbone Wish by Megan McDonald
epub |eng | 2015-10-09 | Author:Megan McDonald [McDonald, Megan; Reynolds, Peter H.]

“I’m a balloon slime!” said Rocky. “Like in the Thanksgiving Day parade in New York City.” “Wow,” said Judy. “Great idea.” “I’m a balloon, too,” said Stink. “Na-uh. You’re an ...
( Category: Thanksgiving October 10,2015 )
The Wednesday Witch by Ruth Chew
epub |eng | 2015-08-24 | Author:Ruth Chew

The girls raced across the shining sand and splashed up to their ankles in the cold sea. Their toes sank in the wet sand as a wave drew back. Another ...
( Category: Chapter Books October 10,2015 )
Lots of Bots by C. J. Richards
epub |eng | | Author:C. J. Richards

There were too many to count. There’s more than enough deadly acid in just one of them to do serious damage! George thought. He imagined Micron watching and listening through ...
( Category: Science Fiction October 10,2015 )
Attack of the Giant Sea Spiders by Gareth Jones
epub |eng | 2015-10-09 | Author:Gareth Jones [Gareth P. Jones]

“Click, no,” he said. “Tick, if anyone sees you eating coal, tock, we’ll all be exposed.” “What are you waiting for?” demanded the soldier, eyeing them suspiciously. “Nothing,” said Captain ...
( Category: Science Fiction October 10,2015 )
Super Schnoz and the Booger Blaster Breakdown by Gary Urey
epub |eng | | Author:Gary Urey

CHAPTER 15 THE SECRET OF STRANGE The Central Park Zoo. Mumps had mentioned at breakfast that the gang would head to the zoo after visiting the Museum of Natural History. ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 10,2015 )
Monster High Diaries: Draculaura and the New Stepmomster by Nessi Monstrata
epub |eng | 2015-08-04 | Author:Nessi Monstrata [Monstrata, Nessi]

I can’t stop thinking about the conversation we overheard on our way back to the suite last night. It sure sounded like Ramoanah and her mother were fighting about me! ...
( Category: Chapter Books October 10,2015 )
Prydain #01 - The Book of Three by Lloyd Alexander
epub |eng | 2006-05-16 | Author:Lloyd Alexander [Alexander, Lloyd]

THEY DESCENDED to a broad, sun-swept meadow. The morning had turned bright and warm; dew still clung to bending blades of grass. At the head of the travelers strode Fflewddur, ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic September 14,2015 )
Norton Juster by The Phantom Tollbooth
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-05-27 | Author:The Phantom Tollbooth

12. The Silent Valley “How agreeable and pleasant this valley is,” thought Milo as once again they bounced along the highway, with the Humbug humming snatches of old songs, to ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic September 14,2015 )
The Shepherd’s Crown by Terry Pratchett
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Terry Pratchett

( Category: Fantasy September 6,2015 )
Fudge-A-Mania by Judy Blume
azw3, epub |eng | 1990-01-02 | Author:Judy Blume

" No ... I guess I forgot it.""That's okay... I can hold the book for you until next Saturday." "Next Saturday," I said. I don't know how I got out ...
( Category: Humor September 2,2015 )
Robot Riot! by Andy Griffiths
epub |eng | | Author:Andy Griffiths [Griffiths, Andy]

25 Ten pieces of evidence that prove beyond a doubt that Roberta is a robot 1. She has a photographic memory. (Knows the school handbook off by heart.) 2. She ...
( Category: Humor August 23,2015 )
Pencil of Doom! by Andy Griffiths
epub |eng | | Author:Andy Griffiths

35 Wishes ‘Well, yesterday was exciting, wasn’t it?’ asked Mr Brainfright. ‘Exciting?’ said David. ‘Jenny was almost killed!’ ‘No thanks to you!’ said Gretel. ‘What do you mean by that?’ ...
( Category: Humor August 23,2015 )
Enchanted Glass by Diana Wynne Jones
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2009-01-01 | Author:Diana Wynne Jones [Jones, Diana Wynne]

gentle with the cracked panes, Groil. And there'll be a parsnip for you later." He pushed Shaun gently aside and took a look at the interior of the shed. It ...
( Category: Humor August 20,2015 )
Magicians of Caprona by Diana Wynne Jones
epub |eng | 1980-01-01 | Author:Diana Wynne Jones [Jones, Diana Wynne]

Chapter 9 “If you’re not careful,” said Angelica, glowering under the bulge of her forehead, “I shall sing the first spell that comes into my head. And I hope it ...
( Category: Humorous August 20,2015 )

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