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Burp or Treat . . . Smell My Feet! by Nancy Krulik
epub |eng | 2014-07-29 | Author:Nancy Krulik

Grumble rumble. George’s tummy was definitely making some loud noises. But those weren’t burp bubble noises. That was just George’s stomach telling him he was hungry. So George reached into ...
( Category: Chapter Books November 12,2015 )
Dodger for President by Jordan Sonnenblick
epub |eng | | Author:Jordan Sonnenblick

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE or BLACK AND BLUE? TAKE YOUR PICK! Grr. As soon as we got to class, Mrs. Starsky called James into the hallway. My seat is right ...
( Category: Apes & Monkeys November 12,2015 )
Miss Brown Is Upside Down! by Gutman Dan
mobi, epub |eng | 2015-08-13 | Author:Gutman, Dan [Gutman, Dan]

What?! What kind of a question was that? Bzzzzzz! “Methane!” shouted Morgan Brocklebank. “It’s very bad for the environment.” “That’s right!” said Dr. Carbles. Methane? I never even heard of ...
( Category: Chapter Books November 10,2015 )
The Girl Who Could Not Dream by Sarah Beth Durst
epub |eng | | Author:Sarah Beth Durst

SHE WAS ON THE STREET OUTSIDE THE POST OFFICE BUILDING. Above the post office, the sky was smeared blue. On either side, the buildings were blurry, as if she were ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic November 6,2015 )
Mr Stink by David Walliams
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-09-30 | Author:David Walliams [Walliams, David]

12 Pongy Pong Did I dream the whole thing? thought Chloe as she lay in bed. She was in that place between asleep and awake. That place where you can ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles November 4,2015 )
My Little Pony: Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves by G.M. Berrow
epub, pdf |eng | 2015-04-06 | Author:G.M. Berrow

Out of the Bubble Stay with me, students.” Princess Celestia turned back to the single-file line of Unicorns following her down the wooden steps. They whispered to one another excitedly, ...
( Category: Horses November 2,2015 )
The Amazing Book is Not on Fire: The World of Dan and Phil by Dan Howell & Phil Lester
epub, pdf |eng | 2015-10-12 | Author:Dan Howell & Phil Lester [Howell, Dan & Lester, Phil]

( Category: Performing Arts October 30,2015 )
Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights? by Lemony Snicket & Seth
epub |eng | 2015-09-21 | Author:Lemony Snicket & Seth [Snicket, Lemony & Seth]

CHAPTER EIGHT Ellington stood up, and we stood together unmasked, thinking about each other. The world continued to rotate. I’d learned long ago, as everybody learns, that the earth turns ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives October 29,2015 )
Duck and Goose by Tad Hills
epub, mobi |eng | 2005-12-31 | Author:Tad Hills [Hills, Tad]

For a long time they waited. They listened to the crickets chirp and the frogs burp. “I am going to teach this baby bird to quack like a duck,” Duck ...
( Category: Animals October 28,2015 )
Vampire Island by Adele Griffin
epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Adele Griffin [Griffin, Adele]

Maddy creations. Her cookies looked hunchbacked. Maybe she’d needed that egg after all? “Good enough,” she decided. “Remember, Hud, you’ll be selling these buttercrumblies to Snooks. He’s the von Kriks’ ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic October 28,2015 )
SandRider by Sage Angie
mobi, epub |eng | 2015-08-16 | Author:Sage, Angie [Sage, Angie]

THE APPRENTICE RACE A massively powerful shove from Romilly took Tod by surprise. The Wiz shot forward and set Tod off balance; she leaned slightly to the left and, in ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic October 26,2015 )
My Brother is a Superhero by David Solomons
epub |eng | 2015-10-16 | Author:David Solomons [David Solomons]

21 AND THEN THERE WERE THREE When Zack failed to appear for breakfast the following morning, Mum and Dad immediately knew that something was wrong. Zack and his Cheerios were ...
( Category: Superheroes October 17,2015 )
Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“Oh, it didn’t stop growing,” Mr. Klutz told us. “It still grows. Only now it grows out of my ears and nose. I have to trim it every week.” Ew, ...
( Category: Chapter Books October 13,2015 )
Mr. Docker Is Off His Rocker! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“Then we came home and I looked at the result,” I said. “And what was the result?” asked Mr. Docker. “The fish was dead.” “No food, eh?” said Mr. Docker. ...
( Category: Chapter Books October 13,2015 )
Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot (Captain Underpants #12) by Pilkey Dav
azw3 |eng | 2015-08-24 | Author:Pilkey, Dav [Pilkey, Dav]

( Category: Action & Adventure October 11,2015 )

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