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The Body Thief by Stephen M. Giles
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-08-31 | Author:Stephen M. Giles

13 Discovery Dark clouds hung low over Sommerset, and it rained for the next three days. As a result, the children were largely confined to the house, unable to play ...
( Category: Action & Adventure August 31,2017 )
Annie Was Warned by Jarrett J. Krosoczka
epub |eng | 2011-07-27 | Author:Jarrett J. Krosoczka [Krosoczka, Jarrett J.]

Annie’s friend James nodded. “That place is haunted, all right,” he said with a shudder. Then he grinned. “I dare you to go!” Annie was warned … … but Annie ...
( Category: Holidays & Celebrations August 31,2017 )
Murder, My Tweet by Bruce Hale
epub |eng | | Author:Bruce Hale

“Uh, is this fair, three against one?” the massive raccoon asked. “Get ’im!” “Oh, okay.” Boomchukka dug in his claws and began climbing. Yikes! I leaped onto another limb and ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives August 31,2017 )
The Possum Always Rings Twice by Bruce Hale
epub |eng | | Author:Bruce Hale

Some kids nodded. “Yeah,” said a seagull. “So?” I waved my hands. “So if I’m elected president, I’ll do something about it. No more boring subjects. History, gone! Math, gone!” ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives August 31,2017 )
Sammy Keyes and the Night of Skulls by Wendelin Van Draanen
epub |eng | 2011-10-11 | Author:Wendelin Van Draanen [Draanen, Wendelin Van]

I didn’t want to sit near any of the families visiting graves, so I wound up leading Casey across the new section and into the old where there didn’t seem ...
( Category: Holidays & Celebrations August 31,2017 )
Sammy Keyes and the Wild Things by Wendelin Van Draanen
epub |eng | 2008-12-09 | Author:Wendelin Van Draanen

We headed back toward the Lookout the same way we’d come, only everyone agreed that without a compass, we wouldn’t be taking any shortcuts. We did try shouting up to ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives August 31,2017 )
Never Swim in Applesauce by Katherine Applegate
epub, azw3 |eng | | Author:Katherine Applegate

I was on apple number ten when I heard Wyatt yell, “Look at this sucker!” He held a great big apple in front of my face. It was awfully big, ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction August 31,2017 )
Sammy Keyes and the Cold Hard Cash by Wendelin Van Draanen
epub |eng | 2008-10-14 | Author:Wendelin Van Draanen

TWENTY There was nowhere to duck, nowhere to hide. So I did the same thing I did the night I scared Buck Ritter to death. I sucked up against the ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives August 31,2017 )
Paddywack by Stephanie Spinner
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-05-04 | Author:Stephanie Spinner [Spinner, Stephanie]

Jane could not catch me. But Miss Lolly could. That was the end of my walk. “Paddywack, you are a very naughty pony!” she said. “And you,” she told Jane, ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction August 31,2017 )
Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School by Louis Sachar
epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Louis Sachar

g PROBLEMS 39–42 Everybody always said that Miss Mush and Mr. Pepperadder were terrible cooks, but that wasn’t really true. The problem was that it was difficult for them to ...
( Category: Activities, Crafts & Games August 31,2017 )
More Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School by Louis Sachar
epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Louis Sachar

PROBLEM 41 This time everyone voted for either “50 feet” or “the winner of problem 40.” What was the outcome of this vote? As you might guess, everyone in the ...
( Category: Activities, Crafts & Games August 31,2017 )
Alone in His Teacher's House by Louis Sachar
epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Louis Sachar

Chapter 7 Liver “Have you tried liver?” asked Dr. Charles. “Yes, my mom made it once. But I didn’t like it,” said Marvin. “I mean, for Waldo,” said the doctor. ...
( Category: Animals August 31,2017 )
Wayside School is Falling Down by Louis Sachar
epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Louis Sachar

“I won’t,” he assured her. He ate lunch with Myron and D.J. He saved his Tootsie Roll Pop for last. Joy and Maurecia came up behind him. “Hi, Dameon,” said ...
( Category: Humor August 31,2017 )
Stuck on Earth by Marilyn Sadler
epub |eng | 2011-09-28 | Author:Marilyn Sadler [Sadler, Marilyn]

6 BROKEN DREAMS I was so shivered-out by the inky man behind me that I didn’t talk the rest of the two-hour trip. Benny did not understand why I was ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy August 31,2017 )
Cahoots by Karla Oceanak
epub |eng | 2011-08-31 | Author:Karla Oceanak [Oceanak, Karla]

“That’s Old Aldo,” said Chaz, stretching. “Maybe he’s trying to communicate with you.” “Yeah,” said Al. “You might wanna steer clear of his picture… unless you have a hankerin’ to ...
( Category: Comics & Graphic Novels August 31,2017 )

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