Humor
epub |eng | | Author:Elise Allen [Allen, Elise & Conners, Daryle]

Gabby looked at the sea of her concerned—or just seriously freaked-out—classmates. “We totally need to talk,” she told Zee. “Later.” Gabby grabbed her purple knapsack, threw it over her shoulder, ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2015-05-05 | Author:Dave Barry [Barry, Dave]

We stared at the dot for a couple of seconds. Then Cameron said, “Where is that?” Suzana zoomed the map out a little. “It’s near the Capitol,” she said. She ...
( Category: Action & Adventure September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2014-09-04 | Author:Taryn Souders

CHAPTER THIRTEEN MEATLOAF meat·loaf noun \meet-lohf\ —ground meat molded into a loaf pan and baked; often topped with brown sugar and ketchup Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, ...
( Category: Humor September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2014-09-04 | Author:Alan MacDonald [Alan MacDonald and David Roberts]

“Now children, please don’t squabble,” said Mr Weakly. “I’m sure the path isn’t far. Let’s just keep moving.” He set off, plunging deeper into the wood. They walked and walked ...
( Category: Humor September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2013-09-19 | Author:Henry Winkler [Winkler, Henry; Oliver, Lin]

“The iguana is extremely sensitive to sudden changes in the audio environment,” Robert went on, as if anyone besides Emily cared. “Thanks for the science lesson, little man,” I said, ...
( Category: Humor September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2013-01-02 | Author:Ursula Vernon

There was also a decided lack of signs saying “This Way to the Dream Wasp’s Lair.” Suki tried the door opposite them and said, “It’s locked.” They went down the ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 1994-01-02 | Author:H. A. Rey & Margret Rey [Rey, H. A. & Rey, Margret]

When the man pulled the string out of the water, there was a big fish on the hook. George saw the man pull one fish after another out of the ...
( Category: Animals September 4,2017 )
azw3 |eng | 2014-02-25 | Author:Thaler, Mike [Thaler, Mike]

I puff out my chest, fold my arms, and cross my eyebrows. “Deeeeer voters, I stand before you today, so I’ll be tall enough. Tall enough to reach the high ...
( Category: Action & Adventure September 4,2017 )
azw3, pdf |eng | 2009-10-06 | Author:Katherine Applegate

8 The Amazing Apple I took a swing at that humongous apple and missed by a mile. Then Wyatt saw it too. “It’s the hugest apple on the planet!” Wyatt ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 4,2017 )
azw3, pdf |eng | 2009-10-06 | Author:Katherine Applegate

After that we had to go to Mr. Goosegarden’s office. He is the principal. That means he talks to you about your Bad Choices. I think he is also the ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 4,2017 )
azw3 |eng | 2013-08-27 | Author:Benton, Jim [Benton, Jim]

( Category: Humor September 4,2017 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2009-06-23 | Author:Katherine Applegate [Applegate, Katherine]

9 Baby Drool, Foot Sweat, and Other Problems Mom drove me to Gus’s house that afternoon after school. Gus was sitting on the front porch. His mom was helping his ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 4,2017 )
azw3, epub |eng | 2012-01-20 | Author:Katherine Applegate

8 How to Speak Teacher “Children,” said Mr. Goosegarden. “I certainly hope you won’t disappoint your parents with this kind of rowdy behavior at the open house.” Coco raised her ...
( Category: Humor September 4,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2010-06-05 | Author:A Series of Unfortunate Events 2- The Reptile Room

C H A P T E R Eight While the jeep sputtered ahead of them, the Baudelaire orphans trudged back toward Uncle Monty's house, the scent of horseradish in their ...
( Category: Humor September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2004-12-19 | Author:Lemony Snicket [Snicket, Lemony]

CHAPTER Eight While the jeep sputtered ahead of them, the Baudelaire orphans trudged back toward Uncle Monty's house, the scent of horseradish in their nostrils and a feeling of frustration ...
( Category: Humor September 4,2017 )