Humor
epub |eng | 2013-02-14 | Author:Hilary McKay [McKay, Hilary]

The egg looked much safer in its hat nest. Now what? wondered Lulu. What do ducks do with their nests? They sat on them. Lulu could not sit on her ...
( Category: Animals September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2013-09-08 | Author:Jarrett J. Krosoczka

“Hello, sir, I’m Blake. I believe you’re Vanessa’s dad. It’s nice to meet you.” O’Malley took his hand and shook. Zengo looked Blake full in the eyes. “Where were you ...
( Category: Animals September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-08 | Author:Alan MacDonald [David Roberts and Alan MacDonald]

CHAPTER 3 For the next fifteen minutes, Bertie tried out different expressions on the shoppers passing by. Smiling, he found, was no use at all. It was better to look ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-08 | Author:Alan MacDonald [Alan MacDonald]

Miss Prim walked down the corridor, admiring the paintings on the walls. “That one’s mine,” said Nick, pointing to a bright picture of a sunset. “And that one’s mine,” said ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-08 | Author:Alan MacDonald [Alan MacDonald]

“A dog?” said Bertie. “Yes, the costume’s rather small but you look about the right size. What do you think?” “Me?” said Bertie. “Play a dog?” “Yes. If you wouldn’t ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-08 | Author:Alan MacDonald [Alan MacDonald]

Saturday, the day of the contest, arrived. The finals were at the Regency Ballroom. Bertie’s family were coming even though he’d begged them to stay away. Suzy said she wouldn’t ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-08 | Author:Alan MacDonald [David Roberts and Alan MacDonald]

“You’ll just have to face Miss Boot. Or else buy another one.” Another hamster! thought Bertie. That’s not such a bad idea. He could look in the pet shop for ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-08 | Author:Alan MacDonald [Alan MacDonald]

Bertie stared. “But I thought we were going to Burger Madness!” Mum laughed. “Whatever gave you that idea?” “You said we could go anywhere we liked,” moaned Bertie. “That’s right,” ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-08 | Author:Alan MacDonald [David Roberts and Alan MacDonald]

CHAPTER 3 Bertie clung to the side of the pool, shivering with cold. The lesson had only been going half an hour, but it felt like a lifetime. He had ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-08 | Author:Alan MacDonald [David Roberts and Alan MacDonald]

He looked mad! Patches of his hair were missing, while other bits stuck out at all angles. “What have you done?” he gasped. “Sorry!” said Eugene. “You asked me to ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-04-04 | Author:Tommy Donbavand [Donbavand, Tommy]

“Brilliant!” exclaimed Resus once the transformation was complete. Luke clamped his hands over his furry brown werewolf ears. “Not so loud,” he hissed. “These things are sensitive.” He gestured for ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths September 8,2017 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2013-05-14 | Author:Lauren Child

TWINFORD WAS AN OLD TOWN, now considered a city: one that continued to grow and sprawl desert-ward. Tall, sleek buildings appeared to the north side, but the center of town ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives September 8,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-12-11 | Author:Kate Saunders [Saunders, Kate]

14 The Adorers Tom didn’t lose his head. “The broom!” he hissed at Lorna. “What?” He pushed past her and grabbed a long broom that was leaning against the wall ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths September 8,2017 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2009-09-08 | Author:Francesca Simon

She glowered at Ralph. “Pushing and shoving! Bad sportsmanship!” Her eyes swept over the class. Horrid Henry sank lower in his seat. Oops. “And don’t get me started about the ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2014-07-24 | Author:Andy Griffiths

We run across the courtyard to a set of stairs only to be repelled by a reeking gang of ginger, garlic and onions. We are trying to decide where to ...
( Category: Action & Adventure September 8,2017 )