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Ollie the Stomper by Olivier Dunrea
epub |eng | | Author:Olivier Dunrea

They are goslings. Gossie wears bright red boots. Gertie wears bright blue boots. Ollie wants boots. Gossie and Gertie tromp in the straw. Ollie stomps after them. Gossie and Gertie ...
( Category: Humor October 22,2017 )
Ms. Hannah Is Bananas! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

Andrea made a mean face at me. “I like museums,” she said. “My mom takes me to museums all the time.” “Too bad she doesn’t leave you there,” I said. ...
( Category: Humor October 22,2017 )
Ms. LaGrange Is Strange! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“Are you sure you won’t try my French peas and carrots, Mister A.J.?” she asked. “If I say no, are you going to brain me with that pepper thing?” I ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction October 22,2017 )
Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

8 Nursery Rhyme Week The only way to prove that Mrs. Roopy was dressing up in silly costumes and pretending to be other people would be to get her fingerprints. ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction October 22,2017 )
Ms. Todd Is Odd! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

7 Circle of Friends “I love math!” Ms. Todd said after recess, smiling her smiley face and clapping her hands and running around the class for no reason. Where does ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction October 22,2017 )
Miss Small Is off the Wall! by Dan Gutman
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

8 Ghost in the Graveyard When I got to school the next week, Ryan and Michael got to me as I was putting my backpack in my cubby. “Check out ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction October 22,2017 )
Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“Mr. Hynde is phat. I’m down with that. Even kids who are Russian gotta learn about percussion. So make some noise, you little girls and boys. I rule the school. ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction October 22,2017 )
Commander Toad and the Intergalactic Spy by Jane Yolen
epub |eng | | Author:Jane Yolen

“That is a great disguise,” says Mr. Hop. Commander Toad gives his monster cousin a great big hug. Suddenly, a second monster, long and slithery, with 257 big teeth and ...
( Category: Animals October 22,2017 )
Commander Toad and the Planet of the Grapes by Jane Yolen
epub |eng | | Author:Jane Yolen

Mr. Hop thinks for a moment, his chin in his hand. “Very interesting,” says old Doc Peeper. “I’ll get my bag.” Then Doc Peeper and Lieutenant Lily and Mr. Hop ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy October 22,2017 )
Gossie by Olivier Dunrea
epub |eng | | Author:Olivier Dunrea

Every day. She wears them when she eats. She wears them when she sleeps. She wears them when she rides. She wears them when she hides. But what Gossie really ...
( Category: Animals October 22,2017 )
Zooman Sam by Lois Lowry
epub |eng | | Author:Lois Lowry

"It's not fair, to keep a dog locked up, separate from his family," Mrs. Krupnik said, "but I don't know what else to do." "I think we should consider giving ...
( Category: Animals October 22,2017 )
Peedie by Olivier Dunrea
epub |eng | | Author:Olivier Dunrea

He forgets to come in out of the rain. He forgets to eat all his food. He forgets to tidy his nest. He forgets to take a nap. He forgets ...
( Category: Geography & Cultures October 22,2017 )
See You Around, Sam! by Lois Lowry
epub |eng | | Author:Lois Lowry

"Oh, of course, fangs." Mr. Fosburgh smiled, but he looked a little puzzled. "I had fangs when I was young, but the orthodontist got rid of them for me." He ...
( Category: Humor October 22,2017 )
Pish Posh by Ellen Potter
epub |eng | | Author:Ellen Potter

CHAPTER-TWELVE Annabelle sat at the computer, scrolling through all sorts of information—lists of people, a map of the surrounding neighborhood, parties and conventions and concerts that were happening that evening, ...
( Category: Humor October 22,2017 )
Sly the Sleuth and the Food Mysteries by Donna Jo Napoli
epub |eng | 2011-01-06 | Author:Donna Jo Napoli

Knock knock. I opened the door. “I need to hire you,” said Kate. She doesn’t beat around the bush. “Magic,” said Brian. “My case isn’t about magic,” said Kate. “He ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction October 22,2017 )

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