Barry Loser and the Birthday Billions by Jim Smith

Author:Jim Smith [Smith, Jim]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781780317786
Publisher: Egmont

Apart from the SHNOZINATOR 9000, my life was pretty keel. I had a nice enough mum and dad, and my baby brother Des wasn’t that bad as long as I ignored him.

‘What else do I want?’ I wondered out loud, and I remembered the present list I’d stuck on the fridge door nineteen and three-quarter weeks before:

‘Oh my unkeelness!’ I cried. ‘I want number two!’

‘Hey everybody, Bday Barry needs a poo!’ cried Bunky in his stupid granny voice, and they all did a sniggle.

‘That’s not what I meant!’ I said. ‘

There’s a toilet in Feeko’s up the road!’ said Bunky, grabbing my arm. ‘Hurry Bday Barry, I’ll get you there before you do your number two!’

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