Ask Graham by Graham Norton

Author:Graham Norton [Norton, Graham]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 9781843588764
Publisher: John Blake
Published: 2011-04-30T18:30:00+00:00

Dear Jessica,

Rather late in the day, it seems you have stumbled upon a universal truth: there is no good way to be dumped. Even if (and I speak from experience) you have been praying that your boyfriend would end things, it is still about as welcome as a shoe full of vomit. Key things to remember when dumping are: keep it short and blame yourself for the relationship failing. Truth in this arena is neither helpful nor appreciated.

Avoid doing it over dinner: there is no need to waste another evening on this corpse of a romance. A mid-morning coffee seems about right. Not a word about his dullness or the rural crusties. Talk about past relationships still having a hold on your heart, or how your parents’ awful marriage has left you phobic about commitment and how unfair that is on such a great guy. And insist on paying for the coffee.

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