101 Amazing Food Jokes by Jack Goldstein

Author:Jack Goldstein
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: joke, knock, lol, rofl, hilarious, roflmao, lmao, funny, irl, laugh, humour, jokes, side split, injury, joking, just for laughs, giggle, children, guffaw, comedy
ISBN: 9781783330751
Publisher: Andrews UK
Published: 2013-06-10T16:00:00+00:00

The Worst Jokes

Where does the lettuce go to have a few drinks?

The salad bar!

Why did the orange stop running?

It ran out of juice!

Jack asked Jimmy “If you have four onions and I ask you for one, how many do you have left?”

Jimmy said “If it’s you that asked, four!”

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me!

Knock knock... Who’s there... Turnip... Turnip who?

Turnip for school on time or you’ll be expelled!

Why couldn’t the toadstool fit in the pie?

Because there wasn’t mush room!

How does a penguin make pancakes?

With its flippers!

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the cheesecake!

What is green and goes to a summer camp?

A Brussels scout!

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