You Gotta Be Kidding! by Workman Publishing

Author:Workman Publishing
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Published: 2020-06-24T15:15:09+00:00

A: “Take me to your reader!”

Would you rather

Have a mouse run up your pant leg

OR

Have mosquitoes get caught inside your shirt?

Mice have very sharp teeth and are very good climbers.

Most mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

Would you rather

Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it’s not funny anymore

OR

Listen for 20 minutes to somebody scraping their nails down a chalkboard?

The funny bone isn’t actually a bone. It’s the place where a nerve crosses over the long arm bone that goes from your shoulder to your elbow, called the humerus. And that’s why it’s called the funny bone—get it?—even though it’s never funny when you hit it!

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