The Worst Class in the World Gets Worse by Joanna Nadin

Author:Joanna Nadin
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781526611864
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Published: 2020-04-15T00:00:00+00:00

Manjit Morris said his mum could not come because she is too busy catching criminals because of being a policewoman.

Keith Mears said his mum could not come because she is too busy being the Queen.

Bruce Bingley said his mum could not come because of being the OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE, which Manjit said isn’t even a thing.

And Bruce said, ‘Is.’

And Manjit said, ‘Isn’t.’

And Bruce said, ‘Is.’

But Mr Nidgett said he didn’t care if it was or wasn’t a thing but could we please ask other less busy parents.

Which is when Lionel Dawes said her mum was less busy but she could not come because she does not believe in keeping animals in zoos, not even deadly bears or an endangered wasp, because it makes them GLOOMY, and in fact neither does Lionel so she would not come either.

But Mr Nidgett said in fact zoos help protect deadly bears and possibly even endangered wasps so that they don’t become extinct, which means LITERALLY dead forever, and if she doesn’t come then it is a day stocktaking the stationery cupboard with Mrs Pickens, who is the school secretary and who smells of soup.

So Lionel said in fact she would come, but would be checking for any animals that looked even a little bit gloomy, and releasing them into the wild.

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