The Truth about Archie and Pye by Jonathan Pinnock
Author:Jonathan Pinnock
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Farrago
Chapter 19
I carried the case over to an empty table and carefully lifted the lid. Sweet wrappers spilled out in all directions. I started scrunching them all up.
âCareful,â said Dorothy, following me over. âDonât throw anything away yet. Might be useful.â
âYouâre kidding.â
âBurgess was the sort of bloke whoâd scribble information down on the back of anything that came to hand. Such as this.â She waved a Bounty wrapper at me. It had an address on the back of it.
âHoly shit. It says âStandageâ here. Wasnât thatââ
âThe Vavasorsâ housekeeper. He must have tracked her down.â Dorothy looked worried. âI hope he didnât tell anyone else.â
âWhy not?â I said. Then I realised. âShit. Someone needs to warn her. Is there a phone number anywhere?â
Dorothy went through the other wrappers, straightening them out and placing them in a neat pile. When she reached the end, she shook her head.
âBugger,â I said. âIâll have to go there myself then. Where is it again?â I peered at the address.
âLewes,â said Dorothy.
âI thought she was rumoured to be hunkered down on the outskirts of Basingstoke?â
âSays Lewes here. Either way, youâre not going until weâve finished sorting through this stuff.â She gave me a stern look.
âYes, miss.â
The next thing we found was the torn lower half of a twee âForever Friendsâ birthday card featuring a group of teddy bears dancing around a stationary badger. The tweeness was undermined by the cryptically suggestive message contained within:
I COULD FORNICATE
MY LOVELY VIXEN
âClassy,â I said. I was all for tossing it straight in the bin, but once again Dorothy restrained me.
âOh come on,â I said. âItâs a poxy birthday card that Burgess had second thoughts about sending. Itâs nothing to do with us.â
âI still say we keep it.â
âIf you insist.â
âI do.â
I placed the card underneath the pile of sweet papers and went back to the case. Next up was a bulging folder with the words âTwins Bookâ scrawled on it in black magic marker. I took it out and laid it on the table.
âOh Christ,â said Dorothy, looking back at the case. I hadnât noticed what was under the folder, and it was an unexpected discovery because I really hadnât pegged George Burgess as a subscriber to Hot Asian Chicks magazine. Without thinking I turned to look at Dorothy and realised, several aeons too late, that it was the wrong thing to do.
âTom,â she said. âWhatever youâre about to say to me, please think very, very carefully before saying it.â
âI⦠no⦠what I mean is⦠I wasnât going to say anything. I really wasnât.â I really wasnât.
âFine.â She picked up the well-thumbed magazine by the corner and dropped it, with great ceremony and not a little disdain, into the wastepaper basket. âYou passed the test. Well done. OK, Letâs move on. What have you got there?â
The folder was bursting with sheets of A4, each one decorated with green spidery handwriting. âBurgessâs manuscript, I guess,â I said.
âYeah,â said Dorothy with a sigh. âSomething else we could probably dispose of.â
âNot so sure. I think I know someone who might be interested.
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