The Playboy Guide to Bachelor Parties by James Oliver Cury

Author:James Oliver Cury
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: A Fireside Book
Published: 2003-07-15T00:00:00+00:00

Approximate Cost per Person? Figure on $20 and up, depending solely on booze consumption.

How Far in Advance Should You Plan? A few weeks. Give the guys time to rehearse their schtick.

Number of Days for Event? One day of roasting to sum up a lifetime.

Photo or Video Ops? Ideally, all the guys are dressed to the nines in suits or tuxes like a real celebrity roast.

Booze Policy? To suit the ambience, cocktails are better than beer.

Dancing/Clubbing

Nightclubs offer an ambience somewhere in between a loud bar and a strip club. The music’s blaring, the crowd may be packed in, the bar is ready to please, and most important, there are lots of lovely ladies. In fact, this is perhaps the best place to find cute, fit women wearing minimal outfits and shaking their booties for free.

The bachelor party can splinter off into groups, buy the groom shots, dare him to dance with super-hotties, or just admire the girls from afar. If you approach a group of women and explain the situation (“it’s his bachelor party…”), they’ll at least understand why you’re drunk and hanging out with a pack of men. If they’re kind, they may even treat Mr. Bachelor boy to a good time on the dance floor.

Remember to pay for the groom’s cover fee (which could be $20 on a weekend night) and for his drinks. And consult your local hipster or any city guide to find out what’s going on at the clubs on the night you plan to attend. Why? It could be world music night. Or S&M night. Or lesbians-only night. Wipe that grin off your face.

Sample Scenario

Billy Bob’s Texas (817-624-7117/ www.billybobstexas.com ) in Fort Worth calls itself the “World’s Largest Honkytonk.” With 127,000 square feet of dancing, the bachelor party can just show up and it probably won’t be the only one. Widely recognized as the best venue for country music performances, the club features pro bull riding (now there’s a photo op) every Friday and Saturday night, a huge dance floor, video games, forty bar stations and hundreds of big-haired North Dallas women. On one occasion, Merle Haggard bought drinks for the house. Tickets go for $5.50 and up (sometimes as high as $20), depending on the band. Reservations aren’t required, but there’s always the chance that a show will sell out. So unless you want your low-end bash to end up as a tailgate party, play it smart and make the call. Did I mention that the joint once sold 16,000 beer bottles at a Hank Williams, Jr., concert?

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