The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! by Editors of Portable Press

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! by Editors of Portable Press

Author:Editors of Portable Press
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Printers Row


What is the difference between a booger and a plate?

The plate goes ON the table.

The booger goes UNDER the table.

What do boogers and apples have in common?

They both get picked and eaten.

What’s the difference between boogers and brussels sprouts?

Kids won’t eat brussels sprouts.

What did the booger say when the team captains were choosing players?

“Pick me! Pick me!”

What do you find in a clean nose?

Fingerprints!

What happens when you sneeze without using a tissue?

You take matters into your own hands.



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