Revenge of the Spaghetti Hoops by Mark Lowery

Author:Mark Lowery [Mark Lowery]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction
Published: 2018-05-07T16:00:00+00:00

Do you like Jason?

Yeah. He’s all right.

Urgh. Gross. Stinks of wee.

Do you want Jason to be successful and famous?

That’d be good, I guess.

I’d rather eat slug brains. Imagine having to look at that giant fish head every day. Gross.

How does it make you feel when Jason sings?

Dunno. He’s really good.

Makes me feel like Kevin Vomasaurus Retch Harrison riding on a roller coaster while trying to eat a yoghurt.

How would you feel if someone went to the prom with your best friend?

Er … what? Sorry. I don’t understand the question.

That cute little rodent belongs to me, you massive ugly spud. Now hand her over or I’ll turn you into chips.

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