My Big Alien Bodyguard: A Dark Sci Fi Romance (Loki Renard's Standalone Sci Fi Romances) by Loki Renard

Author:Loki Renard [Renard, Loki]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2023-02-24T00:00:00+00:00

Lyric

I can’t fucking believe he did that. I am riddled with heat and shame and the perfect orgasm. My ass is aching and my pride is stinging, and I am pretty sure I just put on an impromptu sex show. My gigs are all eighteen plus, but still. Zayne just called my bluff and turned me into his public punishment slattern.

I have to regroup, and quickly. I can feel the energy of the audience surging in strange ways. They don’t know what to make of what they just saw, because what they just saw was me coming hard over the dominating thigh of my bodyguard.

Thankfully, the next lyrics allow me to regain some of my self-respect with their rebellious content.

“MONSTER. YOU’RE THE MONSTER OF MY HEART!”

The crowd goes wild as I make a rude gesture to Zayne’s retreating back. They’re super amped after seeing more of my anatomy than I intended. I play it up, rubbing my ass.

“Oh wow, that REEALLY hurts,” I croon into the microphone. “When a guy needs some ass, he needs some ass.”

They roar with laughter. It doesn’t matter what I say, really. That’s one of the best things about music. Writing has to make sense, or people start getting salty almost immediately. Songs, though? You can say whatever nonsense you want and it still counts. One of my favorite ancient songs poses the question to the audience How Much Is the Fish? in a song that is clearly not about fish at all.

I have to play this off like it’s part of the act, because I know the audience doesn’t know any different. Anything that happens on stage has to look like it was meant to happen, including having my butt turned to molten lava by the dragon who seems to be able to read my mind.

I guess I deserved that.

I also know there’s no way I am going to let him get the better of me. So he smacked my ass. Whatever. It’s not going to kill me to have a sore butt. I’m going to make contact with this audience regardless. I’m not going to let that warning thrashing actually warn me. I’m going to push harder than ever before.

“Come on up!” I shout. “That’s right! Front row! I want you on stage with me now!”

The crowd surges forward, and there’s nothing anybody can do to stop the momentum of people coming up onto the stage. That’s the real secret of crowds. They’re like animals, staying behind fences they could easily clear out of habit.

At first, just a few girls and guys clamber up onto the stage with me. Yeah, there’s security down below, but of course there’s no real way for even the most powerful alien bouncers to keep them all back, not now that I’ve put this idea in their heads.

“Lyric! No!”

I see a flash of dragon skin heading for me. Of course he’s coming for me again. Zayne has to kill every buzz he encounters. It’s basically a compulsion at this point.

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