I'm Joking by Tom E. Moffatt

Author:Tom E. Moffatt [Tom E. Moffatt]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Write Laugh
Published: 2023-01-19T00:00:00+00:00

TERMITE ONE: Wood you?

TERMITE TWO: I mite

SNAIL: Why's there a woman sitting on your back?

SLUG: That's Michelle

Which insect can help when you’re not feeling well?

A sick-aider

What do you call a centipede walking out of a shoe shop?

Poor

What do you call twenty discount supermarkets on one street?

A plague of locosts

What do you get if you cross a spider and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny

What do you call a bug with glue on its feet?

A stick insect

Who is the dung beetle’s best friend?

The stomach bug

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