HUGE 2 by John Patrick

Author:John Patrick [Patrick, John]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2009-03-23T23:00:00+00:00

What I REALLY Did On My Vacation

(Or, INCEST IS BEST)

A Very Dirty Diary

by MARIO SOLANO

“I think we’d all like a little bit more, but on my body, I think that instead of it being sort of a novelty or it being nice looking, I think I would enter the sort of freak zone.

More would be almost too big.”

Super-hung stud Spike, a Chi Chi LaRue discovery

Day One

The streets are crawling with half-naked guys performing every outdoorsy, butch thing they can; surfing, skateboarding, volleyball, Frisbee-tossing and paddle ball, or they just stand there, looking beautiful not a thing on their minds. I stare, panting, like a dog at a butcher shop, at lots of bronze summer skin and receive conspicuous looks. It’s my party and I can drool if I want to. I don’t intend to be subtle. These beach guys are all looking for something to do and someone to do it with. They want to wake up in the morning and say any one, or all, of three things:

1.) I got laid.

2.) I got in a fight.

3.) I puked my guts up.

I’m looking for something to do and someone to do it with too, only I’m real specific about what I want to do and who I want to do it with. I’ve been working all year at my dad’s video production company and this is my time to howl.

Not that I’m a virgin at home, I fucked and sucked more than one of my dad’s employees, and I’ve been fucked and sucked by many of them. Hell, I even slipped the sausage to one of my dad’s secretaries last week. She said I was the best fuck she ever had, and she added, the youngest. The funny part is, Dad produces videos about religious history. All his employees pretend to be holy rollers but the fact is, when the cat is away the mice will play. When my dad’s gone for the day, or on vacation, his employees create porn cartoons. I saw this one cartoon about Snow White screwing the seven dwarfs. Another one had a horse sticking his donkey-dong through a peephole in a fence. Chicks were lining up on the other side of the fence for a piece of the action. There’s plenty of hot, horny action going on at my dad’s studio, and it’s not all heterosexual.

Today is my twenty-first birthday. Dad gave me this trip for a birthday present. A five-day, all-expense-paid holiday in his condo in an artsy-craftsy beach berg overlooking the Pacific Ocean.

Today is the big birthday and tonight will be the big cruise. I’m going out to pick up a straight guy, get him drunk, and make him fuck me. I need that. To add to the pleasure, I borrowed the latest, greatest video camera from good old dad. It’s like an agent 007 prop. It’s small enough to fit in the palm of my hand. I’ve been playing with cameras since I was three. I can capture a hair on a whore from a mile away.

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