Gil McNeil by The Only Boy for Me (mobi)
Author:The Only Boy for Me (mobi) [Me, The Only Boy for]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2012-11-02T02:31:39+00:00
Chapter Seven
Itâs My Party and Iâll Cry if I Want To
Charlie comes home from school clutching an invitation to a birthday party, and is already wildly excited because the birthday boy, Jack, has promised thereâll be a magician and Coke and indoor fireworks. I ring Jackâs mum Clare to ask for tips on a present, and tell her Charlie is thrilled about the magician and fireworks. She says, âWhat magician?â and it turns out she was planning on Pass the Parcel and lots of jelly, but may be forced to reconsider now or ruin Jackâs reputation entirely. We agree that small boys really are hopeless, and I promise to ring Kate to see if she knows any magicians who are likely to be available at very short notice.
By the time I ring Kate Clare has already called her, but she couldnât help. Weâve decided on a joint birthday party for Charlie and James this year, which is due in a couple of weeks. Kate has booked the local swimming pool for a vast fee, and the café upstairs will provide a birthday tea. Weâre allowed to bring our own cake, but everything else has to come from the café at hugely inflated prices. But â and this is the really fantastic bit â they do all the cleaning up afterwards, blow up all the balloons, and even provide a party helper. Marvellous. I donât care what it costs as long as I donât have to pick squashed birthday cake out of the living-room carpet.
Kate also has Phoebeâs party to sort out for next month, which is proving far more tricky. The only hints Phoebe will give her are that James is not allowed to come, and if Kate wonât let her wear make-up and high heels sheâll die. Sheâs on a bit of a mission about make-up at the moment, and Kate has had to start hiding her make-up bag in the back of the wardrobe to foil Phoebeâs attempts to leave the house looking like Pat Butcher in EastEnders. I come up with the inspired suggestion that Kate books someone from a beauty salon to come round and do a full make-up for Phoebe and her friends, and then Kate can take photographs of them all. Kate rushes off to tell Phoebe and rings back ten minutes later to say sulking Phoebe has been transformed into hysterically happy Phoebe, and Iâm invited to the party as guest of honour, but only if I promise not to bring Charlie.
It looks like the second dog-food job is on, and Barney has been ringing in an increasingly hysterical state because Lawrence has arranged for countless owners with St Bernard dogs to turn up at the office so Barney can see if he likes the look of them. I spend hours on the phone sorting out the studio and crew, and Mack threatens to visit the shoot with a couple of cats just to liven things up. We are due to meet up this weekend, but I tell him if he makes one more crack about cats he can stop in London.
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