Fashionably Fabulous: Book Eleven, The Hot Damned Series by Robyn Peterman

Author:Robyn Peterman
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: Robyn Peterman
Published: 2018-11-12T05:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER TWELVE

“HALT,” a Fairy guard commanded in a gruff and condescending tone. He drew his sword and pointed it at me.

I almost laughed. His sword may as well have been a blade of grass. If he so much as looked at me wrong, he was going to be very sorry—as in very dead. Six of them stood in formation ready to defend their territory. Too bad. So sad. I didn’t come to play. I came to win.

I couldn’t see The Kev, but I was pretty sure he was imprisoned three cells back. Bizarrely, the other cells were empty. However, that didn’t mean the other side was empty. It took everything I had not to blow the guards sky high and get them out of my way, but I couldn’t risk the ceilings caving in. The Kev was too weak to survive a massive explosion. Plus, if there were prisoners on the other side, my guess was that they were as innocent as The Kev.

“Who are you and why are you down here?” the guard demanded as his eyes narrowed dangerously.

I channeled all the cheerleaders from high school and hoped to Astrid’s Uncle God that I could pull it off. I gave the angry asshole my best megawatt smile and waved like a pageant girl.

“Hi! I’m Dirty Diana!” I squealed. “I manage the superstars Martha and Jane! We were told we could take a tour of the Magic Mystery Castle before the girls rehearsed for the show. It’s so cool and creepy down here.”

My voice was pitched abnormally high and I jumped around like an idiot so they had no way of recognizing me. I didn’t recognize them at all. No flash went off in my head. One thing I was certain of though… they were dark—very dark.

“Unacceptable,” another Fairy growled. “No one is permitted in this part of the Castle without clearance.”

This Fairy was an odd one. His eyes were shifty and he wouldn’t look directly at me. There was one other who seemed to have the same mannerisms. The other four were simply dark and evil. I was unsure why I felt two were different, but I wasn’t going to second guess my gut on anything right now.

“Would you like an autograph from Martha and Jane?” I inquired in a high-pitched squeal, keeping my eye on the two Fairies that alarmed me most.

“Umm…” The first Fairy was clearly torn. “Maybe a quick one.”

The three others that I was certain were Fairies—albeit dark—nodded enthusiastically.

“Leave,” the odd one growled. “Or you will regret your decision to stay. I can promise you that.”

“Oh, come on,” I said with a vapid giggle, sounding every bit a dingbat. “You don’t want autographs from the biggest stars in Zanthia?”

“Universe,” Martha grunted. “Biggest goddamned stars in the Universe.”

“That’s right,” Jane chimed in. “I might even twerk for you fuckers.”

My eyes grew wide and I wanted to deck the old women, but that would not be my best move.

“A quick autograph couldn’t hurt,” the first Fairy suggested to the shifty one.

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