Don't Hate the Player by Alexis Nedd

Author:Alexis Nedd
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781547605033
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Published: 2021-09-15T00:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER SIXTEEN

Team Unity Chat, Friday

BobTheeQ: I’m going to keep it real with you. That was balls.

shineedancer: I messed up the countdown, my bad

MUDD: and their Klaudio burned me out

BobTheeQ: Jake, you stayed alive. Where were you?

JHoops: I whipped their carrigan into the lake to short out his mech special

JHoops: by the time he was in ki and muddy blinked out

BobTheeQ: We can’t let this happen tomorrow. We were on fire last week, what happened?

JHoops: muddy’s balor was literally on fire just now if that helps

MUDD: can you not

BobTheeQ: In less than twenty-four hours, we play Beast Mode. If we beat them, we get a shot at Fury. With the way we’re playing tonight Beast is going to eat us alive.

ElementalP: idk maybe we’re TIRED and if you let us sleep we’ll be fine

BobTheeQ: Fine isn’t going to give us a win over Beast Mode.

JHoops: isn’t there a thing like “bad dress rehearsal, good show”?

MUDD: if it turns out you’ve been a theater kid this whole time i will physically hurt you with my hands

BobTheeQ: We’re running Pygon Fortress again. If we can’t get our timing right with the environment, we’ll run it again. And again.

shineedancer: bob r u ok

shineedancer: i know you really want a shot at Byunki but you don’t even sound like you right now

[LanguageBot]: language, KI

BobTheeQ: I’ll be OK when I know we’re tight enough to not embarrass ourselves tomorrow. Trust me when I say it’s vital that we get to the next round.

MUDD: i’m with bob

MUDD: like it was fun and games going into round 1 but we’re one match away from taking fury down. it’s not cute anymore we need to focus.

shineedancer: what, like you focused on our postmortem last week?

ElementalP: THERE it is

shineedancer: which was mandatory

shineedancer: because you can just show up and play and not have to worry about everyone’s fucking son coming out of the woodwork to make your life hell because you’re good at a game

[LanguageBot]: SECOND WARNING, KI

MUDD: sorry i couldn’t make it to your therapy session girls i was resting up so we could actually play later

JHoops: dude that’s not the point. we all said we’d be there for Ki and P and you didn’t show up. do better next time

MUDD: says the guy who would kick us off a bridge if KNOX said so

ElementalP: ummm?

BobTheeQ: What does that mean?

MUDD: nothing.

MUDD: jake didn’t mess up that last match. he’s not the problem here

ElementalP: does that mean ki is the problem here?

shineedancer: it takes two to deal damage BRO, you got set on fire before you could even start your clock.

shineedancer: check your six before you come for me booboo

BobTheeQ: Everyone is right and everyone is wrong. Muddy, show up for the postmortem on Sunday. If we don’t have each other’s backs we have nothing.

MUDD: if we win tomorrow i’ll show up anywhere

BobTheeQ: Ki, let it go. Muddy messed up but we need our DPS in sync for tomorrow. Hash it out on DM, or don’t, just get it together for tomorrow.

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