All In With Dr. Chipkin by Kristin MacQueen

Author:Kristin MacQueen [MacQueen, Kristin]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: anonymous
Published: 2023-02-15T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 17

Jesse

“Someone looks happy! Did you finally find the cure to having a micro dick?” Derek sets his lunch down on the table with a smirk.

People sitting around us and other employees walking through the cafeteria stare at us.

“You know, when I decided to be friends with you, it was for your maturity. I knew I didn’t want anyone who was going to act like a prepubescent boy, or maybe girl. How could I make such a colossal mistake? I thought ‘Huh, he’s a surgeon. He must be at least a little bit mature. He has to have his life figured out to a certain extent.’ I couldn’t have been more wrong.”

“No would’ve been a completely acceptable response to my question. Clearly you didn’t solve your problems because now you’re being sensitive.” Derek tosses a fry into his mouth and chews.

“Does he still have blue balls?” Scott drops into the chair next to Derek and smirks at me.

“Did you two decide you’re going to team up on me today? I'm not sure I have the strength to deal with it.” I wave them off and take a big bite of my wrap.

“Yes. His answer is yes, he still has blue balls.” Derek chuckles loudly.

“Ew. I feel like I'm making a mistake by eating with the three of you. Should I go find a few nurses to eat with?” Willow stands next to the table and scrunches up her nose.

“No! Please sit down. Maybe having a little estrogen at the table will pull their minds out of the gutters and remind them how they’re adults and not middle schoolers.” I roll my eyes.

“See, totally sensitive!” Derek motions to me.

“He’s not being sensitive. I don’t know why you all keep ganging up and trying to convince Jesse he’s sensitive.” Willow shakes her head.

“Wait. What?” I glance around the table at them. “What are you talking about, Willow?”

“They have a bet with the girls. Whoever gets you to admit you’re being sensitive first gets five hundred dollars and bragging rights.” She glares at Derek and Scott when they groan and start complaining at her for spilling the beans.

“Thank you, Willow. I'm glad I have one real friend in this place. Would you be interested in being promoted to my best friend? It seems I have four vacancies.”

“Yeah… I'm not sure I could handle you that often.” She scrunches up her nose like the adorably innocent woman she is.

The guys cackle with delight over her busting my balls. I seriously hate them right now.

“I don’t know why you’re laughing.” Willow motions to Derek. “You’re the reason I couldn’t handle Jesse. I already use all of my energy dealing with you on a daily basis.”

“Excuse me?” Derek’s jaw falls open and he stares at her in astonishment.

“What? You’re a handful.” Willow shrugs and shoves a bite of food into her mouth.

“I gave you a job!” Derek blinks in surprise.

“Yeah, and that was awesome. I didn’t take into consideration that I’d have to share an office with you, though.

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