The Boyfriend Plan by J. S. Cooper

Author:J. S. Cooper [Cooper, J. S.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-01-01T05:00:00+00:00

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Dear Diary,

Blake sucks. That is all I have to say. I am so mad right now I could kill him. And his pretentious, bossy-boots, all-knowing self.

I left Stephen’s at about midnight. Not because we made out all night though (I wasn’t drunk enough to pretend to enjoy his juicy, wet kisses). We ended up watching a movie, or really I should say a documentary. What is it about documentaries that can bore the bejesus out of you? It makes me feel bad to admit it, seeing as I may soon be making my own foray into the genre, but most documentaries suck. Perhaps I feel that way because I am a Philistine. I just don’t get it. So many times people have said to me, “Oh, did you see so-and-so? It was sooo good.” And I think to myself, “Well, no, I didn’t see it because it is a documentary, and they usually suck.” And then I decide to watch it because of the recommendation. And then I waste my 4 dollars and rent it and fall asleep after about 5 minutes. Or I just change the channel and watch ‘Law and Order: SVU’ because that show is usually playing on at least one channel, no matter what time of day.

Unfortunately for me tonight, there was no way for me to change the channel after 5 or 10 minutes. Stephen was engrossed in the tale of corporate greed in pet stores. He decided he wanted to do an exposé on Petsmart after the education piece, but I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I couldn’t get involved in that one; Petsmart had been very good to me over the years. Lucy had destroyed so many toys and had so many accidents in the store that I felt as if I were indebted to them for life.

I sighed with relief when it ended and I got up to go. Stephen kept trying to convince me to stay the night, but I reminded him that I was meeting up with Blake and had to go home and walk Lucy.

“You are going to make me jealous if you keep rushing off to meet other men like this,” Stephen pouted at me. It wasn’t his most attractive look, and I was slightly annoyed. I had barely known him a few weeks, and this was only the first time we had even kissed.

“Don’t be jealous.” I smiled up at him coyly. I didn’t really have any other options and so decided to brush off my irritation. As I stared at him, I softened up a little bit. He really was good looking and well, he was going to make me a star. And Blake didn’t seem to like him that much.

“Tell Blake I said hi, and that I will see him next week.”

“Oh?” I always seemed to forget that Blake and Stephen knew each other outside of me.

“Yeah, he says he needs to talk to me about some stuff, legal stuff.”

“Oh, okay.”

“You’d better go now, before I don’t let you go.

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