Wandering Witch: The Journey of Elaina, Vol. 03 by Jougi Shiraishi and Azure

Author:Jougi Shiraishi and Azure [SHIRAISHI, JOUGI and AZURE]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Yen On
Published: 2020-10-21T00:00:00+00:00

So try to imagine this, please.

Standing in front of me was a creature with the face of a Chihuahua and the body of a musclebound man. A man fully covered in dingy brown fur, with a flamboyant voice. But a Chihuahua’s head.

I couldn’t have been more uncomfortable. It was as if I were looking at all kinds of filth stewed together and dumped into a hotpot.

That’s how jarring the spectacle before me was.

I mean, I did my best to act frightened, and the stage was perfect for a spooky entrance, so what the heck was his problem?

I’m so angry!

“I mean, come on! What the heck was that? Why did you loudly announce that you’re a werewolf, and while making that face? Are you stupid? Got a screw lose maybe? There’s not knowing your place, and then there’s whatever the heck you’re doing. Oof, what a loser.”

“…Isn’t that going a bit far?”

“Look, why don’t you just have a seat over there.”

“Um, okay, ma’am.” I realized that the (self-proclaimed) werewolf had even started speaking politely. He grunted and sat cross-legged on the ground.

“Are you making fun of me? Sit properly, of course.” I kicked his knees.

The Chihuahua man let out a pitiful yelp and corrected his posture. He was looking up at me with teary eyes.

I’m so pissed.

“To begin with, do you know how most people would react when a creature like you with a monstrous face pops out along a road at night, just like this?”

“They’d be frightened.”

“No.” I shook my head. “They’d laugh.”

“Why’s that?”

“Because your face is cute. If you want to call yourself a werewolf, you’re going to need to invest in some plastic surgery.”

“You’re being really mean.”

“That’s your own fault.”

“Is that so?”

“It is.”

“……”

Let’s continue.

“Why are you out accosting humans in the first place?”

“Well, the thing is…you see…there’s a tragic reason behind it.”

Then the Chihuahua man told me of his sad circumstances.

Apparently, he was the child of a union between a human and a Chihuahua. Apparently, his father was the human half. You’re probably wondering how on earth a child was born to a human and a dog, but some would call these kinds of absurd incidents miracles. In a world where magic exists, these things do happen sometimes. What a headache.

Anyway, the Chihuahua man had been living with his parents deep in the remote mountains until recently, but he had finally reached maturity. Naturally, puberty also paid a visit.

“I’m leaving this house already!” One day, after a long and stupid argument, the Chihuahua man said farewell to his parents.

His father shook his head and said, “Stop this! You can’t live on your own!” and his mother just whimpered sadly.

Then the Chihuahua man descended the mountain and went looking for a job in the city, but he had no luck. He was too repulsive to work at a restaurant, too repulsive to work at an inn, too repulsive for anything. There was no place for him at all.

That was as it should have been. He wasn’t a werewolf, but a Chihuahua man.

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