Stick Dog Craves Candy by Tom Watson

Author:Tom Watson
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2017-06-03T04:00:00+00:00

Mutt closed his eyes and said, “That’s the way I growl, okay?”

Poo-Poo nodded. “Sure, it’s okay. To each his own. No problem. I’m just saying if that’s the growl you’re going to use, you might want to come up with a different plan.”

Mutt opened his eyes and turned to Stick Dog—and Stick Dog only. “I look real mean and growl, see? Then the little humans in the costumes drop their candy and run away. When they do, we grab it and go back to your pipe for a sweet and tasty feast.”

Stick Dog nodded his head in understanding. “I see. Yes, yes. There’s quite a lot of merit in your strategy.”

Mutt glanced over at Poo-Poo, who shook his head, giggled, and whispered to himself. “I mean, it was more like a kitten purring or something.”

Stick Dog said, “I like it. I really do. It’s just hard for me to picture you looking mean, Mutt. And, if you think about it, that’s really a good thing. Someone like you just can’t fake being mean. You’re just too handsome. You’re too fluffy. You’re too adorable.”

“You’re fluffy and adorable,” repeated Karen, in an attempt to help. “You’re flufforable.”

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