My Brother's Famous Bottom Makes a Splash! by Jeremy Strong

Author:Jeremy Strong [Strong, Jeremy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141386058
Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
Published: 2017-04-18T00:00:00+00:00

Mr Grubnose suddenly pushed back his chair and strode to the stage, practically pushing my dad out of the way so that he could have a go. Guess what he sang. ‘Rule Britannia’! He did! He stood there and bellowed out ‘Rule Britannia’. It was so awful and when he finished the audience kindly gave him a polite clap, while Mrs Grubnose got to her feet and shouted ‘Hurrah! Encore!’ over and over again.

Luckily the belly dancer arrived and instantly got everyone’s attention. She was a rather plump lady and she was wearing an extraordinary version of a bikini that had veils of cloth hanging from it and was covered with sequins and sparkling jewels.

It turned out that it wasn’t just her belly that was dancing, she also made her thighs and top half and shoulders dance too. It seemed as if she could make almost any part of her body sort of shiver and shake. It was amazingly clever and all the jewels and sequins shone and glittered as if she was wearing stars all over her.

I saw Irfan make his way to the stage and he began to dance beside her, doing the same thing. He made his shoulders and chest quiver and then his belly and then the top half of his legs. The audience were all shouting encouragement and got to their feet and cheered as the music got louder and faster and the dance moves quickened and got more and more exciting.

I was taking photos and Mum was videoing the whole thing. She moved closer to the stage and as she passed the Grubnoses’ table she seemed to trip. All of a sudden Mum was hurtling towards the two dancers. She crashed into Irfan, who staggered back against the wall, arms waving like windmills as he fell over. Mum did much the same thing, and the next moment the fire alarm went off. The alarm was deafening and seconds later the sprinklers in the ceiling began to shower everyone with water. It was a deluge!

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